UK’s Best Pound-For-Pound Fighter Pounds Fighter For Pounds

For five rounds, the UK’s best pound-for-pound fighter, Peter Pound, pounded his opponent, Mark McCown, winning eight million pounds. Using a ground-and-pound technique, round after round Pound pounded McCown. After the pounding, dumbfounded and frowning, McCown sounded astounded: “I felt surrounded. Confounded. Bound by Pound’s pounding abounded.”

As receiving his crown, to the crowd Pound expounded, “I shall use the pounds from pounding McCown to save hounds from the pound. Since watching Homeward Bound, I’ve found dog pounds unsound and propound to help hounds rebound.”

The crowd gathered ‘round Pound, chanting the sound “Round Pound of Repound.” His message profound and his outbound flight aground, Pound left while McCown remained down on the ground.