Hear Us Out: Baseball But I Turn Off The TV

What salt of the earth, red blooded, gas guzzling American doesn’t love baseball? There is nothing more American than drinking a beer and eating a hotdog for 3 straight hours. 

It brings my heart full of stars and stripes joy knowing somewhere there’s a baseball game being played, but being a patriot also means watching Top Gun once in a while. Hell, I could turn off the game and wash my F-150. 

This patriot loves nothing more than standing for the National Anthem, and I get overjoyed knowing it’s being played somewhere, but I don’t need to see it on my 55 inch.

I am American, and I have the right to choose, and I choose to not have baseball on my TV every day, unlike Communist countries that force citizens to watch every Orioles game. Now, play ball, while I watch The Great British Bake Off!