Is Cancel Culture To Blame For Canceled Baseball Games?

Well, they really did it. Baseball games have been “canceled.” Typically the season would be underway already, but we have to wait till Thursday this year? Thanks Biden.

I wish I could say this was a surprise, but after seeing what Antifa has done to every other part of this country, I was ready to put money on when — not if — they would do this, too.

What “triggered” you Libs this time? I’m sorry if America’s Pastime was “manspreading” across the media landscape and wasn’t leaving room for all those marginalized, foreign sports like women’s soccer. I’m sorry that all baseballs, bases and home uniforms “happen” to be white. But no matter how much you cucks want the times to change to suit your precious sensibilities, that doesn’t give you the right to destroy the only remaining sport from the good old days of the 1870s, the last time this nation was truly great.

Let me just say this to you radical Left Fielders: you may think you’ve won, but what happens when Cancel Culture comes for your sport? Should we be “canceling” college quidditch? Or your meme-offs of Kermit the Frog sipping that tea on Twitter? Or student loans? I think we can all see that canceling baseball is a slippery slope. And baseball fields don’t have slopes, snowflakes. They’re as flat as they come. Except for the pitcher’s mound.

I bet if Rob Manfred were a gay trans black gay wheelchair-bound lesbian woman who was gay, the season would be several games in progress already in this “woke league.” Sadly, he’s a “man” and “straight” and “not listening to players’ demands” instead, so it was only a matter of time until these Communist Nazi Millennial Gen Z athletes and their followers took him down.

But I guess that’s the sad world we live in now: A world where every suburban dad will have to stop drinking alone in front of the TV on Thursday afternoons, and instead turn to his wife and kids and ask the question: Where were YOU when they finally canceled baseball?