BASEBALL
This Day In Sports History: Normal Lunch For Babe Ruth Inspires Nathan’s Hotdog Eating Contest
“Translate this for me: I’m pinning all allegations on my translator.”
–Shohei Ohtani, speaking in another language directly to his interpreter
“Can baseball cure cancer?”
–Max Scherzer, before hitting and killing a child chemo patient with a 98 mph fastball
Hear Us Out: Little League, But The Kids Verbally Abuse The Parents
For far too long, parents have been publicly degrading their children during little league games without repercussion. Insults like “butterfingers,” “loser,” and “waste of genetic material” are thrown on the
Slow Day: Holy Shit, Are We Really Going To Interview The Diamondbacks’ New Infield Coach?
Today I’m sitting with Rod Briner . . . Birner? . . . the new infield coach for the Arizona Diamondbacks. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Diamondbacks? Infield? That
5 Best Ballparks for Cheating on Your Dying Wife So She’ll Never Find Out—Oh, God, She’s Looking Through My Texts with Her Frail Fingers
So you want to cheat on your terminally ill wife? You’ve come to the right place. I’ve compiled a list of the top 5 ballparks for doing exactly that —
Incredible Progress: More Women Than Ever are Failing to Make MLB
The old saying goes that behind every great man, there’s a woman; what’s becoming increasingly clear is that these women are abject failures, especially when it comes to Major League
Extra Innings At Family Night Sets Record For Homes Broken
Family night at Dodger Stadium turned historic last Saturday as the 14-inning Dodgers-Padres game shattered a Major League record for most homes broken. The previous record of 57 homes broken
Steroids Inducted Into Baseball Hall Of Fame
Following a near half-century career, Steroids will be joining the ranks of Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and Hank Aaron in the pantheon of all-time greats at the Baseball Hall of
Hear Us Out: Swap The National Anthem For The ‘Seinfeld’ Theme Song Before Yankee Games
How many times have you been sitting at Yankee Stadium only for the public address announcer to predictably ask you to rise and remove your hats as they pay tribute
Dodger Stadium Hosts ‘Dodger Night’ To Pay Tribute To The Many Cowardly Americans Who Refused To Fight In World War II
Dodger Stadium paid tribute to some of our nation’s most gutless cowards during “Dodger Night” this past weekend, which honored over a dozen spineless Americans who refused to fight in