Quotes
“Translate this for me: I’m pinning all allegations on my translator.”
–Shohei Ohtani, speaking in another language directly to his interpreter
March 28, 2024
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“Can baseball cure cancer?”
–Max Scherzer, before hitting and killing a child chemo patient with a 98 mph fastball
December 16, 2023
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“I think my translator was confused.”
–Shohei Ohtani, on why he agreed to pitch, DH, and play outfield
December 7, 2023
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“My dad gave me tons of pointers growing up. At least that’s what he would call the injections.”
–Kody Clemens
December 7, 2023
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“I go to a cave and I train, quietly, ravenously, ferociously, only leaving when I smell honey.”
–Nick Bosa, on his weight lifting regimen
December 7, 2023
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“Buying a horse is not the loophole you’d think it is.”
–Tony La Russa, on his five horse-DUIs
November 21, 2023
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“I’ve never knowlingly taken steroids, performance enhancers, or played baseball.”
–Barry Bonds
November 21, 2023
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“If we’re still ringless when we’re forty, let’s just get traded.”
–Mike Trout and Shohei Ohtani, making a pact
November 19, 2023
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