BASKETBALL
“If I dribble a basketball in exactly the right sequence, it will bring on the immediate destruction of the world, and reveal me as I have always been –Shiva, The Destroyer!”
–Kyrie Irving, on something you may not know about him
“Ain’t no home-remedy like a big-booty home-remedy.”
–Shaquille O’Neal, somehow a halftime analysis
If We Let College Athletes Get Paid Now, Won’t They Just Ask For Dignity Later?
It’s been a hot topic of debate for many years: should college athletes be paid? As a prominent booster for the distinguished University of Vanderbilt football program, this is something
Holy Fuck: No. 9 See Beats No. 8 Seed
It’s only the first fucking weekend and we already have our ‘oh fuck’ moment of this in-fucking-sane tournament after nine seed Oklahoma State’s fucking monumental upset over eight seed Oklahoma.
Mid-Major Shocks Nation By Winning Their Parents’ Respect
There’s always a Cinderella story in March. This year, an incredible mid-major team shocked the nation by rallying in the first round of March Madness to lose their game, but
Minnesota Timberwolves Add Premium Seating Section Facing Away From Court
Citing a desire to improve the fan experience at the newly renovated Target Center, the Minnesota Timberwolves announced Thursday that they have installed a new premium seating section facing away
The Next Zion Williamson? This 5-Star Recruit Just Received His First Bribe
A 6’6” forward with a 45-inch vertical, high school junior Jeremiah Rooks is starting to generate serious buzz as the next Zion Williamson after receiving a $50,000 bribe from a
Coach Preaching Fundamentals Probably Can’t Dunk
An Atlanta high school basketball coach believes his players must adhere to the basic fundamentals of basketball because he himself can probably not dunk. As a true basketball intellectual, his
Hear Us Out: Basketball But With Power Plays And Players Can Beat The Shit Out Of Each Other
You’ve seen the games—the ticky-tack fouls, the primadonna superstars, the lack of head injuries. NBA players are the softest professional athletes anywhere. But fret not, we have an easy fix:
AT&T Center Down Again
San Antonio’s AT&T Center is currently experiencing its 12th outage this month, causing citizens to lose Spurs connectivity. While customers are attempting to figure out how they’ll find a way