Strength Coach Preaching Good Form With That Syringe

It is a little known secret that behind every great college athlete is a Strength Coach preaching discipline, hard-work, and good form and technique when using a syringe while taking steroids. For Brock Buford, Director of Strength and Conditioning at the University of Minnesota, no one gets through his strength program without mastering the proper techniques to handle, administer, and aggressively take anabolic steroids. 

“I’m all about safety above all else. I’ve been doing this a long time and my priority is getting these student-athletes to know how to use a syringe safely and effectively without hurting themselves in any way. I’ve seen how ugly it can get with poor form and not following syringe fundamentals,” the longtime coach said.

“People tend to underestimate the attention, the detail, it takes when using PEDs. We never go straight to the needle, that would be really irresponsible of me as a leader and father figure to these young athletes. We make sure we progress them safely by starting them off safely, you need to ease them into a co-dependent athletic addiction. And then, and only then, they’re to use that syringe with perfect technique to get the best results for them on the field,” Buford said.

For Buford though, it’s more than just getting his athletes bigger, stronger, and faster with a stringent regimented cycle of steroids that would make Jose Canseco proud. “It’s not about building muscle, it’s about building character,” said Buford, “I have three strict rules I want all my athletes to follow: 1. Always re-rack your syringes, 2. Help a teammate out by injecting steroids if his lats are too big and he can’t reach, 3. Don’t snitch. If the feds ask where did these PEDs come from… You. Say. Nothing.”