10 Facts About Patrick Mahomes’ Personal Life That You, A 45-Year-Old Man, Care About For Some Reason

Patrick Mahomes exploded onto the NFL scene, winning an MVP and Super Bowl ring after only two seasons as the starting quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, which launched him into stardom among young fans and one 45 year-old. So for you, the 45 year-old, here are 10 facts about Patrick Mahomes’ personal life that you care about for some reason.  

1. Mahomes is engaged to his high school sweetheart, they have a great relationship and watch The Brave Little Toaster every Saturday.
2. His father was a professional baseball player and prioritized his children over things, like obsessing over an athlete less than half his age.
3. Biologically, Mahomes is still capable of having children for the remainder of your life span.
4. Mahomes has a younger brother who has gained a following on social media. He reminds us of a young you.
5. The first born in his family, Mahomes is the favorite of his parents and, despite topping the birth order, is the only child his mother refers to as “my baby.”
6. Mahomes graduated high school but never talks about it, unlike someone who won’t shut up about the GED they got at 30.
7. Born in 1995, Mahomes is too young to be haunted by nightmares of Pepsi Blue, your favorite soda for whatever reason.
8. Mahomes signed a record half-billion dollar deal and handled it more gracefully than when someone got that 2% bonus last year.
9. He already played in his second Super Bowl this year and has no idea you exist.
10. Mahomes’ high school sweetheart and fiancé is your daughter.