News In Brief

Overrated? Reggie Jackson Hasn’t Hit A Homerun Since August 17th, 1987

November 23, 2023 No Comments

Disturbing Report Reveals Average American Swallows Eight Baseballs In Sleep Each Year

November 23, 2023 No Comments

Houston Astros Proud To Announce Entire Team Has Just Tested Negative For Steroids, HGH, DHT, Urine

November 23, 2023 No Comments

Kansas City Royals Asks Patrick Mahomes To Throw First 75 Pitches

November 23, 2023 No Comments

Philly Phanatic Pops Couple Extra Pills To Get Flaccid Nose Hard For Gameday

November 23, 2023 No Comments

Breaking Barriers: This Asian Man Became The MLB’s Highest-Paid And All He Had To Do Was Play Every Position

November 21, 2023 No Comments

Phillies’ Locker-Room Staff Hangs Sign Once Again Asking Players Not To Flush Bats Down Toilet

November 21, 2023 No Comments

“Ball” Inducted Into MLB Hall Of Fame With 98% Of Vote

November 21, 2023 No Comments

Car Pulling Into A’s Stadium Probably Lost

November 21, 2023 No Comments

Red Sox Fan Postpones Orgasm Until Chorus Of Sweet Caroline

November 21, 2023 No Comments

Bullshit: The Sexual Predator Your Team Just Signed Isn’t Even Good

November 21, 2023 No Comments

Chicago Cubs Unveil New Deep Dish Bases

November 21, 2023 No Comments

Washington Nationals Pitcher Throws All-Hitter

November 20, 2023 No Comments