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The NBA’s tanking problem has cratered its product on the hardwood for years. Finally, fans’ calls to de-weaponize losing have been heard, and a game plan is in place: tanking

When an NBA team finishes the season in the sewer of their conference, many front offices start to look at overhauling their roster or making a big swing in free

After a downpour of playoff near-misses, Denver’s front office spent the past offseason building a mouthwatering super team for the Nuggets. But now that head coach David Adelman has a

With the WNBA season slated to tip off on May 8th, a looming work stoppage on the horizon, and no agreement between the league and the players in sight, WNBA

Tensions escalated Monday after leading bracketonomers publicly denounced bracketologists as “the astrologers of March,” accusing them of reducing a complex statistical exercise to “mood boards with seed numbers.” “Bracketology is

Following two tumultuous seasons with several arms violations, NBA intelligence officials have warned that Ja Morant is merely days away from successfully developing nuclear weapons in order to decimate Earth

Chase Spencer, a Los Angeles spin instructor and “the biggest” Laker fan, thought that her team would have already won the NBA championship. “Is basketball really still going? we’re the

Sources close to the President have confirmed confusion and displeasure.  “I love the NBA, everybody loves the NBA, who doesn’t love the NBA? But last night I wanted to watch