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“I’ve finally gotten used to the tap water being Schlitz.”
–Giannis Antetokounmpo, on living in Milwaukee
“I’ll do whatever it takes to win.”
–LeBron James, on giving Russell Westbrook the wrong address for tonight’s game
“I just… need you to be a different person.”
–LeBron James, offering words of encouragement to Russell Westbrook
5 Valentine’s Day Gifts For The Bracketologist In Your Life
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Halftime At NBA Game Perfect Time For Shorter, Worse Basketball Game
As a lifelong Bucks fan, I’ve witnessed amazing things — from Kareem’s skyhook in double overtime of the finals in ’74 to Giannis securing us our first championship in 50
Coach’s Rousing Speech Reminds Seniors This Could Be Their Last Chance To Get Away With Sexual Assault
Heading into the potentially final game of the season, Oak State head coach Ron Watson already felt wistful. His players were graduating and moving on with life. So, Watson did
Flagrant Foul From Struggling Point Guard Directed More At His Father Than Other Team
In what onlookers all agreed was a completely understandable display of psychological projection, local Grinnell College sophomore Bryce Hargreaves was clearly thinking of his overbearing father when he violently shoved
The Top Five Founding Fathers The 76ers Refused To Put On Their Logo
When the Sixers teased an image of a bifocaled Benjamin Franklin gritting his teeth while driving a basketball, we Philly fans at Sports Riot started a list of “snubs” whose
Here’s Which NBA Team You Should Bet On Winning The Stanley Cup, According To Bing’s Analytics
Here are this week’s hot tips. Shohei Otani is a slam-dunk to win Friday’s L.A. Galaxy. His completion is up 7 percent since joining the Jazz. NHL rookies, meanwhile, with
Fuck, Marry, Kill: We Break Down This Year’s NCAA Bracket
The time has come. The Final Four from this year’s NCAA Bracket are to clash, and everything is riding on tonight. Sports Riot has been overwhelmed with the outpouring of
I’ll Spend Hours Researching For A March Madness Bracket, But I’m Sure As Shit Not Gonna Vote This November
Though I’ll spend hours crunching data, conducting polls, and watching game tape during the NCAA tournament this March, I can guaran-damn-tee you I’m not going to waste any time participating
