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You’ve seen the games—the ticky-tack fouls, the primadonna superstars, the lack of head injuries. NBA players are the softest professional athletes anywhere. But fret not, we have an easy fix:

San Antonio’s AT&T Center is currently experiencing its 12th outage this month, causing citizens to lose Spurs connectivity. While customers are attempting to figure out how they’ll find a way

The NCAA has given the world this spring a so-called “elite eight,” despite none of the utterly pathetic eight having been accepted into Harvard (like I was in 1987), which

Following a vote during the annual NBA Owners meeting last Friday, the league has confirmed it will be replacing its current four-quarter-most-points-wins format with three-point contests. “We can see the

Sporting a sick NBA jersey to a funeral? Talk about a great way to turn some tears into high-fives.  Here are the five most iconic threads you can style while

Michael Jordan, storming out of his doctor’s office, was furious at the news given to him. His doctor, clearly unaware of what Jordan has accomplished, told the six time champion

Phoenix Suns GM James Jones held a press conference today to address rumors that the Suns might be departing the city, and known universe, in five billion years. “The Suns