Quotes

–Zach Wilson, calling an audible

–Aaron Hernandez, after winning the 2008 National Championship

–Virginia McCaskey, on her age and ideal orgy size

–Trevor Lawrence, on Jacksonville traditions he’s yet to embrace

–Tom Brady, deepthroating an entire wedding cake

–Bill Belichick, on injuries

–Troy Aikman, on his relationship with Joe Buck

–LeBron James, wearing glasses

–Kirk Cousins

–Virginia McCaskey, Bears Owner, unprompted

–Trevor Lawrence, on Jacksonville traditions he’s yet to embrace

–Micah Parsons, the only thing that’s ever come between him and Jerry Jones

–Ben Roethlisberger, on what we hope to God is about fitness