Quotes

–Rob Gronkowski, at the Taco Bell drive-thru

–Aaron Rodgers, threatening a Corgi that didn’t shake his hand

–Trey Lance, on Chris Berman at the 2020 NCAA Championship Game afterparty

–Aaron Rodgers, audibling into a draw play for 2 yards

–Aaron Rodgers, on his time in the darkness retreat

–Virginia McCaskey, Bears owner, firing up a joint inside of a Walgreens

–Andrew Luck, on what he’s enjoying about life after football

–Dan Snyder, on the challenges of training pets

–Rob Gronkowski, on daylight savings time

–Rob Gronkowski, on Cate Blanchett’s performance in ‘Tar’

–Kirk Cousins, under throwing a life preserver to a drowning man

–Matt Ryan, selflessly helping out the Colts’ trainer

–Roger Goodell, on who will be held accountable for rape charges