Quotes

“I had both the Rooneys–Andy and Mickey. At the same time. And I wasn’t gentle.”
–Virginia McCaskey, unprompted
July 19, 2024
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“Ask not what your Aaron Rodgers can do for you, ask what you can do for your Aaron Rodgers.”
–Aaron Rodgers, Vice Presidential candidate
March 28, 2024
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“Now that everyone can do it publicly, it ruins the years I tirelessly spent doing it privately.”
–Nick Saban, on the NIL
March 28, 2024
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“Guess which one I stuck my cock in?”
–Mark Davis, handing out Gatorade cups to his players
March 28, 2024
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“Man oh man! Aaron Rodgers for Vice President??! Kinda makes me jealous to be honest. Damn, I wish I had what Aaron has.”
–Aaron Rodgers, to his bathroom cactus
March 28, 2024
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“My financial advice is to never touch your savings.”
–Rob Gronkowski, pointing over to a pile of Chuck E. Cheese tokens
March 28, 2024
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“The scary thing is, what that guy went through could happen to any of us.”
–Rob Gronkowski, on ‘Oppenheimer’
March 28, 2024
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“The football’s soul and mine have merged. We are one. I am one. I am ball.”
–Aaron Rodgers, on his training regiment
March 28, 2024
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“His quick hands, great instincts, and willingness to do dirty work out there make this young fella an elite prospect.”
–Mel Kiper Jr., watching a raccoon digging through his trash cans
March 28, 2024
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