Quotes

“It was an emotional moment: Tom, starting to cry; me, observing him display emotion.”
-Bill Belichick, on his reunion with Tom Brady
November 18, 2021
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“I was really just trying to dig deep and find a win anyway I could.”
-Urban Meyer, on why he shoved his fingers up that girl’s butt
November 17, 2021
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“I’ve been around a long time and I know what garbage looks like.”
-Daniel Jones, to a mirror
November 12, 2021
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“There are certain sexpectations for our cheerleaders.”
-Jerry Jones, before drooling on his bib
November 11, 2021
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“Hello friends. And more importantly, hello enemies. I will find you and I will end you.”
-Jim Nantz
November 7, 2021
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“My nickname in high school was ‘Big Bad’ Bob Costas. You don’t want to fuck with me.”
-Bob Costas
November 6, 2021
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“I think more people should throw the ball 75 yards downfield.”
-Patrick Mahomes, on strategy
November 5, 2021
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“Hell yeah they’re real. One of them tackled me in the open field last year.”
-Daniel Jones, on ghosts
October 31, 2021
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