They can say anything they want to me now, but let’s see what they say in the ring.
– Logan Paul on the families of Japanese suicide forest victims
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With the lights out, it’s less dangerous/ Here we are now, entertain us/ I feel stupid and contagious/ Here we are now, entertain us/ A
Eco Win! Qatar Debuts Soccer Stadiums Built Entirely From Recycled Bodies
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The Top 5 Exercises To Turn That Dad Bod Into An Infertile Wasteland
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From Gymnastics To Golf: We Rank The Best Sports You Can’t Afford To Play
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Girl Power! Watch The USWNT Absolutely Destroy Yet Another Scrappy Women’s Team From An Oppressive Third-World Country
Highlights from today’s amazing blowout against the small island nation of Tuvalu in the South Pacific prove the US Women’s National Soccer Team has racked
Hear Us Out: Golf But More Pretentious
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IOC Announces Pacific Garbage Patch to Host 2032 Games
The International Olympic Committee announced this week in a landmark decision that the 2032 Summer Olympics has been awarded to the vast accumulation of man-made debris floating in the ocean
Opinion: Sure, This Five-Time Olympic Gold Medalist Is Good, But Is He ‘Convince Me To Eat At Subway’ Good?
While catching up on my shows last weekend, during a commercial break I saw an ad for Subway sandwiches featuring five-time Olympic gold medalist, Nathan Vera—arguably one of the best