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They can say anything they want to me now, but let’s see what they say in the ring.
– Logan Paul on the families of Japanese suicide forest victims
Sometimes I think about all the lives I could’ve saved in the Coast Guard if I didn’t get wrapped up in winning gold necklaces.
-Michael Phelps on regrets
Kurt Cobain’s Corpse Blows Its Head Off Again After Hearing Of Seattle Kraken’s Use Of Nirvana Song To Celebrate Goal In Amazon’s Arena
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous/ Here we are now, entertain us/ I feel stupid and contagious/ Here we are now, entertain us/ A
Eco Win! Qatar Debuts Soccer Stadiums Built Entirely From Recycled Bodies
In one of the boldest moves yet to counteract climate disaster, the president of Qatar’s Government Development Bureau, Rizwan bin Nasir Al-Fayyad, announced on Thursday
The Top 5 Exercises To Turn That Dad Bod Into An Infertile Wasteland
Yes, the pandemic death rates might be thinning, but that beer belly of yours sure isn’t! We say it’s time you ditch the soft, pudgy Dad Bod and
From Gymnastics To Golf: We Rank The Best Sports You Can’t Afford To Play
If you’re poor gutter trash like us at Sports Riot and don’t make seven figures a month, here’s the top five sports your trailer-park piece-of-garbage-ass
Girl Power! Watch The USWNT Absolutely Destroy Yet Another Scrappy Women’s Team From An Oppressive Third-World Country
Highlights from today’s amazing blowout against the small island nation of Tuvalu in the South Pacific prove the US Women’s National Soccer Team has racked
Hear Us Out: Golf But More Pretentious
If you’re like me, you’ve felt that maybe you don’t fit in at country clubs because they’re a bit too…working class. Golf is the game of kings, not court jesters.
IOC Announces Pacific Garbage Patch to Host 2032 Games
The International Olympic Committee announced this week in a landmark decision that the 2032 Summer Olympics has been awarded to the vast accumulation of man-made debris floating in the ocean
Opinion: Sure, This Five-Time Olympic Gold Medalist Is Good, But Is He ‘Convince Me To Eat At Subway’ Good?
While catching up on my shows last weekend, during a commercial break I saw an ad for Subway sandwiches featuring five-time Olympic gold medalist, Nathan Vera—arguably one of the best
