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This Openly Gay NHL Player Only Got One-Fifth As Much Media Coverage As Carl Nassib Despite Being Twice As Hot
Gymnast’s Parents Can’t Believe They Invested 14 Years For A Bronze
After spending the past 14 years of their lives spending countless hours and tens of thousands of dollars, Matt and Jane Travnik have expressed outrage that their daughter, Olivia, only
Professional Darts Player Scores World’s First Tranquilizer Endorsement
After a breakout rookie season, professional darts phenom Frank McCullough has reportedly signed the world’s first ever tranquilizer endorsement. The seven-year, $97 million endorsement deal with Bayer, in addition to his tournament winnings,
GNC Announces Shift To Steroid-Only Business Model
While professional athletes continue to prove that anabolic steroids are the only way to excel in sports, consumer demand for the drug has finally outpaced that of all other nutritional
Coronavirus Forces Bullfighters To Murder Bulls Without Audience
In a tragic turn of events, social distancing measures have forced Spanish officials to ban audiences from bullfights, devastating the millions of bloodthirsty fans who enjoy watching animals be taunted
Pro Guns? Sounds Like A New Sport To Us
America loves high-powered sports, and since most sports use guns anyway, it was inevitable that we finally have a space dedicated to developing and celebrating Pro Guns. The founders of
Hear Us Out: Rowing But Take Away The Rowers’ Trust Funds
We all know the rhyme: Row, row, row your boat / Gently down the stream / Merrily merrily, merrily, merrily / Life is but a scheme But it doesn’t have to be. Consider a world where having a
5 Reasons To Adopt An Athlete During Quarantine
With sports on hold right now, many professional athletes have spiraled into the depths of despair that come when you take away one’s purpose in life. But, even though an
NASCAR Crash A Real Mess For State Farm Agent To Sort Out
“Like a good neighbor, State Farm is OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, IT’S MY FIRST DAY,” shouted insurance agent Gary Little after being dispatched to the scene of