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Washed-Up Boxer Regains Title After Accepting Job At Amazon
Following a 60-minute training session at an Amazon Fulfillment Center in El Paso, Texas, retired heavyweight boxer Randall Hunter has officially regained his former title of Professional Boxer. “Back when
Is Squash A Real Sport Or Just Something Made Up By The Writers Of “Frasier”
Everyone thinks they know what squash is. From the mentions of its fabled indoor courts in NBC’s Frasier, to the episode in season 10 where we actually see the Crane
Formula 1 Driver Experimenting With Secret Second Formula
Breaking with years of tradition, Formula 1 driver Vladimir Drozdov has reportedly abandoned the auto racing league’s signature formula and is experimenting with a secret new formula he believes will
Overfishing Forces Anglers To Start Targeting Scuba Divers
Since the United States Game and Fish Warden Committee announced that all lake, pond, stream, and deep-sea areas are overfished, anglers have now started targeting scuba divers. Jack Larson, a
Rebel On Ice: Meet The Bad Boy Of Curling Who Insists On Using A Rake
“From the top to the bottom, this whole sport is a flipping fraud,” said Zach Chandler, the rake-wielding bad boy who is redefining curling as we know it. Shattering his
Bass Pro Shop Widens Offerings To Bass Amateurs
Do you have a hungry desire to see a fish dead, but you’re not “good” at fishing? Fear not! Outdoor recreation retail giant Bass Pro Shop widened its offerings today
Horse Tattooed With Sponsorships Dies Of Ink Poisoning
Hours after having the signature mountain logo from Coors Light, the World’s Most Refreshing Beer®, tattooed onto his muzzle and chin groove, Run For Freedom Presented By Dr. Pepper died
Hear Us Out: We Give The Deer Guns Too
Look, everyone knows that hunting defenseless deer is inherently unfair. That’s why we here at Sports Riot have devised a solution: we let the deer have guns, too. Once the