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In a move that physicists and bookies alike are calling “dangerous” and “irresponsible,” lifelong gambler Mackenzie Kesselman destroyed the space time continuum when betting on himself to bet. “I just

NASCAR is a beloved sport, but it’s overdue for a major, and quite frankly, obvious upgrade. The way we see it: NASCAR is the finest sport in human history, but

If this is such a big game, where the hell is Bob Costas? The pre-show-pre-game, no Bob Costas. The pre-game, no Bob Costas. The introduction to the game, NO BOB

A local racehorse had to make the agonizing decision to put down her jockey today at Churchill Downs racetrack following a devastating injury. Racehorse Boston Baked Bean discovered her jockey,

“I remember scrolling for sports on my channel guide and finding a listing called NHL Hockey. I never clicked on it,” Michael Macy, a local sports fanatic, says. “Now, I’d

Thanks to the indefinite suspension of the NHL season, society has gotten a taste of a world without hockey. After this eye-opening experience, it’s clear that when Coronavirus dies out,

After spending the past 14 years of their lives spending countless hours and tens of thousands of dollars, Matt and Jane Travnik have expressed outrage that their daughter, Olivia, only

After a breakout rookie season, professional darts phenom Frank McCullough has reportedly signed the world’s first ever tranquilizer endorsement. The seven-year, $97 million endorsement deal with Bayer, in addition to his tournament winnings,