LESSER SPORTS
“Playing outside, in Mexico, as a ginger.”
–Canelo Alvarez, on how he learned to tolerate physical pain
“It’s a marathon.”
–Eliud Kipchoge, 8-time marathon winner, after watching one game of baseball
You Asked, We Ignored: Here Comes More Horse Content!
In anticipation of last week’s Kentucky Derby, we here at Sports Riot spent several months preparing appropriate content. We spoke to the owner of Mystic Dan about the art of
Winning Kentucky Derby Owner Credits Success To Picking Right Two Horses To Fuck Each Other
The 150th Kentucky Derby took place at Churchill Downs today, with Mystik Dan coming out on top. And when Lance Gasaway, Mystik Dan’s owner, was asked what he credited most
Down To Earth: These Champion Thoroughbreds Eat From A Slop Bucket, Just Like You And Me
One would think Kentucky Derby superstars like American Pharaoh, Wise Dan, or California Chrome would look down their white-striped noses at anything less than the finest apples and oats. But
Quiz: Are You Wealthy And Inbred Enough To Sit In The Front Row Of The Kentucky Derby?
This year’s Kentucky Derby promises to attract all sorts of folks to Louisville’s Churchill Downs, but only a select few have what it takes to nab front-row seats. Here’s a
“It’s Masters Week” And 5 Other Phrases To Get The Whites Excited
The Masters tournament begins. Can you smell it in the air? The whites can, and they are “jazzed!” Are there other phrases like “it’s Masters week” that will get the
Try Not To Think About This: Here Are 5 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers That Have Brought Your Dad To Completion
The old timer may be confined to an urn now, but he sure had his fun with the Swimsuit Edition. Here are five covers that sent him “pine-tarring” the old
Report: Throwing Darts Easier Than Catching Darts
Our team of a dozen experts confirmed Tuesday that — after exhaustive research, lab work, and lots of blood — throwing darts is, in almost every case, easier than catching
Want Gains? Which Pre-Workout Mid-Workout Post-Workout Powder Should You Constantly Shovel Into Your Weak Fucking Face?
Hey, bro. You lift? You powder? You lift but you don’t powder? Dude . . . You do know powder’s key, right? You have to be ingesting powder at all
