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Owing to his bland demeanor, lack of artistic aspirations, and surprising absence of Jewish heritage, local Burning Tree Country Club ball boy, Fletcher Mallison, 22, was promoted Sunday to Junior

Growing up a young lad in Regina, Saskatchewan, hockey has always been in my blood. But what I noticed today from the comfort of my couch while watching Hockey Night

A damning new report released today by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention concludes that despite being the most qualified nation on earth, America continues to lag behind other

Every hardcore fan loves a methodically calculated set of power rankings, and it is with the deepest regret that we announce these power rankings are about hockey.  It’s obviously disappointing

Breaking news out of the world of sports medicine; it is being reported that rather than laying there crying about being injured, athletes should instead rub some dirt on it

With babies in their wombs, pregnant women are much larger targets for all attackers—from common muggers to hordes of embittered, machete-wielding samurai Nazis. To defend themselves and their lineage, martial

Hey folks, Jimmy LaRue here. I’m 47 years old, a small business owner, and above all, a devoted father. I love my kids with every fiber of my being. That’s

In a press conference on Thursday, entrepreneurial billionaire and executive chairman of Amazon Jeff Bezos announced a sweeping new venture, reaching a deal with the heads of every single professional,