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“I’ve had challenges. I still have trouble with doors. That knob is just so high up there.”
-Simone Biles
“Don’t throw up. Don’t throw up. Don’t throw up.”
-Simone Biles, on what she thinks about while flipping through the air
Hear Us Out: NASCAR But With Magic Boxes Hiding Secret Weapons
In the 72 years since NASCAR was founded, the organization hasn’t changed much at all. If they want to have any hope of keeping pace with more entertaining sports like
Analytics Added To Golf In Attempt To Make Sport Even More Boring
Speaking in front of PGA Tour headquarters outside of Jacksonville, Florida, commissioner Jay Monahan announced a striking set of changes to the way the game would be played, noting that
Racism Over: This Golf Ball Is Black
For nearly 400 years, systemic racism has oppressed and killed hundreds of millions on golf courses across America. No more. Thankfully, Titleist has created a United States Golf Association-certified black
Senior PGA Tour Put On Hold After Yet Another Caddy Run Over By Golf Cart
When the PGA Department of Motor Vehicles approved golf carts for players over age 50, they sought to provide the game’s legends with a sense of independence as they sailed
If We Allow Two Zambonis To Resurface The Ice, What’s To Stop Them From Getting Married?
We at Sports Riot pride ourselves on our forward-thinking attitude. Whether it’s defunding the Dallas Cowboys, adding grenades to baseball, or even treating Bills fans like real people, we’re always
Base Jumper Saves Parents Thousands On Casket
Recent college graduate Ethan Swanson gave an early retirement present to his parents yesterday when the 22-year-old novice BASE jumper accidentally plunged to his death at the Grand Canyon, in
Rags-To-Riches Skateboarding Phenom Recalls Practicing In Empty Above-Ground Swimming Pool
Although her life is now filled with only the finest of hand-crafted cement bowls, pro skateboarder Emily Nakahara’s claims she never would have become skating’s ‘Grand Governess Of Gunite’ were
Meet The Billy Beane Of Archery
Fresh out of Oakland, California, bow-jockeys and fletch-heads across the country are going crazy for a new and unlikely hero, whom many have already crowned the “Billy Beane” of competitive