LESSER SPORTS
“I mean, my first name is Brooks. Did you really expect me to be a good person?”
–Brooks Koepka, on joining LIV Golf
“Can you imagine someone you trusted the most going behind your back to cheat on you?”
–Tiger Woods, on his fellow golfers joining LIV
“They can say anything they want to me now, but let’s see what they say in the ring.”
–Logan Paul, on the families of Japanese Suicide Forest victims
“It takes a village.”
–John Donahoe, CEO of Nike, Inc, on the amount of underpaid Bangladeshi children it’ll take to launch the new Fall line
Opinion: Goalies Should Have Access To A Crossbow
Growing up a young lad in Regina, Saskatchewan, hockey has always been in my blood. But what I noticed today from the comfort of my couch while watching Hockey Night
Bleak U.S. Health Report Concludes America Should Have Better Sumo Wrestling Team
A damning new report released today by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention concludes that despite being the most qualified nation on earth, America continues to lag behind other
Disappointing: These Power Rankings Are About Hockey
Every hardcore fan loves a methodically calculated set of power rankings, and it is with the deepest regret that we announce these power rankings are about hockey. It’s obviously disappointing
Report: Rub Dirt On It
Breaking news out of the world of sports medicine; it is being reported that rather than laying there crying about being injured, athletes should instead rub some dirt on it
The Best Martial Arts For Pregnant Women
With babies in their wombs, pregnant women are much larger targets for all attackers—from common muggers to hordes of embittered, machete-wielding samurai Nazis. To defend themselves and their lineage, martial
Hear Us Out: Shut the Fuck Up When I’m Yelling At My Son About Sports
Hey folks, Jimmy LaRue here. I’m 47 years old, a small business owner, and above all, a devoted father. I love my kids with every fiber of my being. That’s
Jeff Bezos Acquires Sports
In a press conference on Thursday, entrepreneurial billionaire and executive chairman of Amazon Jeff Bezos announced a sweeping new venture, reaching a deal with the heads of every single professional,
IOC Punishes Athlete For Not Using Right Kind Of Drugs
Following the suspension of a top olympic athlete for not using the right kind of drugs, the IOC is now speaking out and defending the decision by citing the many