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Breaking with years of tradition, Formula 1 driver Vladimir Drozdov has reportedly abandoned the auto racing league’s signature formula and is experimenting with a secret new formula he believes will

Since the United States Game and Fish Warden Committee announced that all lake, pond, stream, and deep-sea areas are overfished, anglers have now started targeting scuba divers. Jack Larson, a

“From the top to the bottom, this whole sport is a flipping fraud,” said Zach Chandler, the rake-wielding bad boy who is redefining curling as we know it. Shattering his

Do you have a hungry desire to see a fish dead, but you’re not “good” at fishing? Fear not! Outdoor recreation retail giant Bass Pro Shop widened its offerings today

Hours after having the signature mountain logo from Coors Light, the World’s Most Refreshing Beer®, tattooed onto his muzzle and chin groove, Run For Freedom Presented By Dr. Pepper died

Look, everyone knows that hunting defenseless deer is inherently unfair. That’s why we here at Sports Riot have devised a solution: we let the deer have guns, too. Once the

Capitalizing on the noticeable absence of hard-hitting white male commentary, a pair of mid-40s Caucasian men have decided to launch a revolutionary sports talk podcast strategically catered to other middle-aged

A coalition of cable television viewers held a press conference today demanding answers after learning that the “Tradition Unlike Any Other” alluded to in numerous commercials is nothing more than