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Drop Fucking Everything: North Dakota-North Dakota State Rivalry Heating Up
Drop fucking everything: The Fighting Hawks are playing the Bison right fucking now and this shit is intense as fuck! The heated UND-NDSU rivalry is in full swing, and all 17 rabid fans in

Due To Social Distancing, Hockey Fights Forced To Be Sticks Only
In an effort to ensure the safety of the players, the NHL has announced new social distancing rules that include all fights being regulated to sticks only. “Fighting has always

Report: Major League Soccer Is Back Or Has Disbanded Or Something
According to sources at the local pub, Major League Soccer is back or has disbanded or something. Based on chatter around the bar, it sounds like the MLS has either

Missing Sports? Here’s Footage Of My Son
Hey! You there! Is there a void in your life that only sports can fix? I hear ya, pal. But, lucky for you, here’s a video of my son! Just

Shot-Putter’s Olympic Dreams Only A Stone’s Throw Away
With a tremendous heave clearing the shot nearly 18 meters in the Olympic qualifier, Nordic shot-putter Johan Strømstad found himself a mere stone’s throw away from representing his country in

Climate Scientists Expect Field Hockey To Overtake Ice Hockey By 2032
Signaling the need for immediate action to slow the potential catastrophic impacts of climate change on indoor and outdoor rinks worldwide, scientists today released their findings in a report that

Report: “Great Game” Deserves Some Ice Cream, Don’t You Think?
Wow, whatta game! That kind of performance deserves a McDonald’s cone or maybe even a Blizzard, don’t you think? ⠀ I gotta say, the red team played really well, but

World Series Of Poker Plagued By Betting Scandal
An FBI investigation into the World Series Of Poker (WSOP) has unearthed a massive betting scandal corrupting the event from the inside out. According to a report from the Bureau,




