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Witness In Russian Doping Scandal Dies In Mysterious Bicycle Explosion
A witness in the investigation into a Russian state-sponsored doping program exploded this morning just outside the Kremlin in a tragic bicycle fire. The blast occurred shortly after Yuri Plotnikov,

Did Hockey Start? We Think It Started.
It’s mid-October, and that can only mean one thing: The hockey season has almost certainly started. While some say that it just wrapped up, we at SportsRiot know that hockey

American Pharaoh Stripped Of Triple Crown After Oil Test Reveals He’s Actually a 2014 Nissan Pathfinder
The National Thoroughbred Racing Association has stripped American Pharaoh of his Triple Crown after oil tests revealed the horse, who ran a record 118 mph, is actually a 2014 highway

Confused Trump Throws Out First Pitch At Indy 500
A confused President Donald Trump kicked off the opening ceremony of the Indianapolis 500 by throwing out the first pitch. “It was a strike. A very good strike,” the 45th

NASCAR Crew Chief Instructs Driver To Veer Left Every So Often
Following months of intensive research at his team’s testing facility, 15-year NASCAR Crew Chief Ronnie Gerhard emerged from the lab yesterday to share his new data-driven game plan with star

Great Athlete Wastes Talent On Cirque Du Soleil
Despite possessing an NBA-caliber 45-inch vertical leap and having the core strength of an Olympic gymnast, all-rounder Cristiana Barrios continues to waste her athletic talents performing nightly as an Acrobatic

America Exchanges Four Women’s World Cups For One Men’s Title
Parade planning is already underway for the U.S. Men’s Soccer team. America has formally exchanged four Women’s World Cups for one Men’s World Cup, and now the celebration for the

Black NASCAR Driver Loses Lead After Being Pulled Over During Race
Black NASCAR driver, Troy Smith, lost his sizable lead during Sunday night at the Atlanta Motor Speedway after being pulled over just twenty minutes into the race. Hampton Police Sergeant




