LESSER SPORTS

“Please, George is my son’s and son’s and son’s and son’s and son’s name. Call me Mr. Foreman.”
-George Foreman

“Sometimes I contort my body and think I’m a pretzel. Other times I spill mustard on myself and I know I am.”
-Simone Biles

“I spent all of my Subway money on towels. You’d be surprised how many towels I go through.”
-Michael Phelps

The Hero We Need: Gritty Has Vowed To Personally Track Down And Consume Every Person Mentioned In The Epstein Flight Logs

Living Up To Their Name: The Colorado Avalanche Have Just Crushed This St. Bernard To Death

Amazing: This Former Olympian Found A Job
In a stunning and rare turn of events, a former Olympian has landed a job despite having no skills or training applicable to the real world. Following the footsteps of

Ultimate Frisbee Team Mom Brings Weed Slices For Post Game Snack
For Dalton Woods, 32, and his group of friends, Sunday Morning Ultimate just got so much better after his mom came through with weed-slices after a sick set of games

Intramural Athlete Clearly Needs This
On Tuesday nights, Financial Analyst, Dale Kenney, 31, rushes over to Lifetime Fitness to compete in the Manhattan Social League Sports Club – Intermediate C-Division Club B league. After last

217 Marathoners Run Over By Pace Car
The official pace car of the Scottsdale 26.2 ran over 217 marathoners yesterday, successfully performing its assigned task of speeding up the annual event by setting a minimum running velocity

You Won’t Believe Or Care About What This Athlete Just Said On Twitter
Just when you thought the world of social media couldn’t be elevated, an athlete has come forward with a tweet that has revolutionized or perhaps just added to the written

Strength Coach Preaching Good Form With That Syringe
It is a little known secret that behind every great college athlete is a Strength Coach preaching discipline, hard-work, and good form and technique when using a syringe while taking

Unlikely Group Of Misfits Win Regatta
For the first time in 50 years the Richington Yacht Club failed to win the Bridgehampton Regatta, after an upstart group of lovable misfits banded together to challenge the perennial

NHL Players Kneel To Support All Their Black Teammate
Tired of standing by while all their black teammate courageously protested racial injustice by themself, Vegas Golden Knights players spanning all shades of white knelt together during last night’s pregame



