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Shaq Averages Triple Double At In-N-Out Burger
Shaq posted another stunning performance last night, putting away 12 oz. of 100% American beef, 10 refills, and 11 stolen fries. Averaging an impressive triple double at In-N-Out Burger, Shaq

Halftime At NBA Game Perfect Time For Shorter, Worse Basketball Game
As a lifelong Bucks fan, I’ve witnessed amazing things — from Kareem’s skyhook in double overtime of the finals in ’74 to Giannis securing us our first championship in 50

Coach’s Rousing Speech Reminds Seniors This Could Be Their Last Chance To Get Away With Sexual Assault
Heading into the potentially final game of the season, Oak State head coach Ron Watson already felt wistful. His players were graduating and moving on with life. So, Watson did

Flagrant Foul From Struggling Point Guard Directed More At His Father Than Other Team
In what onlookers all agreed was a completely understandable display of psychological projection, local Grinnell College sophomore Bryce Hargreaves was clearly thinking of his overbearing father when he violently shoved

The Top Five Founding Fathers The 76ers Refused To Put On Their Logo
When the Sixers teased an image of a bifocaled Benjamin Franklin gritting his teeth while driving a basketball, we Philly fans at Sports Riot started a list of “snubs” whose

What A Waste: Make A Wish Kid Chooses To Attend Minnesota Timberwolves Game
In a move that shocked the entire nonprofit industry, terminally ill child Danny Velasquez wasted his once in a lifetime Make-A-Wish on tickets to a Minnesota Timberwolves game. Velasquez reportedly

We Rank The Top 30 NBA Teams By How Many Lebron James’ They Have
LeBron is life, LeBron is basketball, and it’s said that wherever two or more people are gathered in his name, LeBron is with them. But is it really possible to

Helicopter Training Video Doesn’t Even Mention Kobe’s Stats
Letter after letter continued to funnel in expressing OUTRAGE to Boston Helicopters located in North Andover, MA. Lance Mulligan, Boston Helicopters facility owner, operator, pilot, and longtime Celtics fan released

Is Kevin Durant 5 Hall Of Famers Away From Another Title Shot?
Some fans call him soft. Others, like Twitter user @DevinKurant argue he’s the greatest of all time. Since the superstar forward has lacked elite talent around him throughout his career,

Here’s Which NBA Team You Should Bet On Winning The Stanley Cup, According To Bing’s Analytics
Here are this week’s hot tips. Shohei Otani is a slam-dunk to win Friday’s L.A. Galaxy. His completion is up 7 percent since joining the Jazz. NHL rookies, meanwhile, with

This Coach Has A Terminal Illness. It Hasn’t Stopped Him From Losing Every Game.
He may be looking thinner and paler than he once did, but as he hobbles the length of the court on Rhode Island Tech’s storied Providence campus, you wouldn’t know

Fuck, Marry, Kill: We Break Down This Year’s NCAA Bracket
The time has come. The Final Four from this year’s NCAA Bracket are to clash, and everything is riding on tonight. Sports Riot has been overwhelmed with the outpouring of

Study: Women’s March Madness Linked Back To Decades Of Unreported March Gaslighting
A study out of the Women’s Hysteria Institute has found that the seasonal madness afflicting women during the March NCAA basketball tournament is not, as has long been assumed, due