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The NBA’s tanking problem has cratered its product on the hardwood for years. Finally, fans’ calls to de-weaponize losing have been heard, and a game plan is in place: tanking

When an NBA team finishes the season in the sewer of their conference, many front offices start to look at overhauling their roster or making a big swing in free

After a downpour of playoff near-misses, Denver’s front office spent the past offseason building a mouthwatering super team for the Nuggets. But now that head coach David Adelman has a

With the WNBA season slated to tip off on May 8th, a looming work stoppage on the horizon, and no agreement between the league and the players in sight, WNBA

Tensions escalated Monday after leading bracketonomers publicly denounced bracketologists as “the astrologers of March,” accusing them of reducing a complex statistical exercise to “mood boards with seed numbers.” “Bracketology is

Following two tumultuous seasons with several arms violations, NBA intelligence officials have warned that Ja Morant is merely days away from successfully developing nuclear weapons in order to decimate Earth

Chase Spencer, a Los Angeles spin instructor and “the biggest” Laker fan, thought that her team would have already won the NBA championship. “Is basketball really still going? we’re the

Sources close to the President have confirmed confusion and displeasure.  “I love the NBA, everybody loves the NBA, who doesn’t love the NBA? But last night I wanted to watch

The debate about cubic versus spherical basketballs has raged for over 50 years. Purists, of course, prefer the cubic ball and decry the modern Michael Jordan era as “soft,” “without

This past Monday, we at Sports Riot incorrectly reported that Phoenix had fired their head coach, Mike Budenholzer, “straight into the sun.” This reporting was made surrounding a tight deadline

Over two millennia ago, during a game of holy one-on-one, Judas dunked on the son of God.  “This act of aggression showed the other apostles that Judas was not faithful

An NBA spokesman announced Monday that the league would sadly not renew The Charlotte Hornets for a twenty-eighth season. The announcement comes on the heels of other cancellations such as

A recent poll taken in the Greater Philadelphia area reveals that a small percentage of Sixers fans are starting to worry about the team’s chances for the 24–25 season. While