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Spokesman For Sprite, Nike, Beats, Intel, Kia, Dunkin’, Samsung, State Farm And More Finally Sells Out
Well it finally happened. One of our most beloved sports heroes and spokesman for Nike, Beats, Intel, Kia, Dunkin’, Samsung, State Farm and More finally sold out last Friday and

Why Do I Get The Feeling Adam Silver Sheds His Skin Twice A Year?
Throughout his tenure as Commissioner of the NBA, Adam Silver has brought change to a league in desperate need of it. Yet, in spite of all that he’s accomplished, one

The Incredible Story Of One NBA Player’s Journey Through Stable, Middle-Class Upbringing
Chandler Parsons learned early on that the universe would do anything to stop him from achieving his dream of playing in the NBA. As he explained during an exclusive one-on-one

New Kawhi Leonard 10-Part TV Series Will Skip Episodes 3, 5, 7, and 9
Netflix has just announced the much anticipated 10-part documentary “The Mind of Kawhi” available for streaming this Sunday will be skipping episodes 3, 5, 7, and 9 due to load

NCAA Too Busy Counting Money To Investigate Violations
Shedding light on one of the many challenges presented by the nonprofit’s ever-growing revenue, NCAA President Mark Emmert explained during a one-on-one interview with Sports Riot that lately the organization

Michael Jordan Loses Charlotte Hornets At Craps Table
In the latest of a string of ill-advised bets made by the Hall of Fame shooting guard, this Wednesday Michael Jordan reportedly gambled away his ownership stake in the Charlotte

Who Are The Big Three Top Ten GOAT Teams Of All-Star Time
The conversation of who is the greatest of all-star time begins and ends with Michael Jordan, but also continues with LeBron James, although Kobe Bryant has something to say about

Wizards’ GM Promises Team’s Performance Will Be “Abra-Cadadequate”
Citing a young roster and the constant threat of injury to its star players, newly anointed Wizards GM Tommy Sheppard told reporters last Sunday he expects his team to be

Player’s Future Uncertain Due To Injuries And Laws Of The Universe
After suffering a devastating achilles tear during the NBA Finals and continuing to be bound by the laws of nature, Kevin Durant’s future in the league is anything but certain.

Long Live The King: Gym Teacher Wows Class By Dunking On Nine-Foot Hoop
Second-grade students ran wild in disbelief after seeing legendary gym teacher Mr. Salisbury put on an unforgettable spectacle by jamming home a towering, show-stopping nine-foot dunk during this morning’s gym

James Harden, Russell Westbrook Enjoying Final Months Of Friendship Before The Season Gets Serious
From being spotted around town on their tandem bicycle to reportedly always going halvesies on their fries, Russell Westbrook and James Harden are making the most of their summer friendship

Hilarious: Shaq Goes Undercover In This Video But Everyone Immediately Knows It’s Him And Are Too Nice To Say So
A hilarious video is making the rounds on the internet this week featuring Shaquille O’Neal undercover trying to trick fans; but despite that it is obviously Shaq everyone just nicely

Owner’s Dying Wish Is To See Team Make Him A Crap-Ton Of Money One Last Time
Speaking privately to his dearest business associates and employees in his Willis Tower penthouse this Thursday, ailing Chicago Bull’s majority owner, Jerry Reinsdorf, expressed a deep felt desire to see
