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Report: We Tried Shaq’s Diet For One Day And Now We’re In The Hospital!
Shaquille O’Neill is a generational athlete whose talent is unmatched. We at Sports Riot know that is only part of the equation, though, and that the right diet is what

LeBron Announces He’s Retiring To Spend Less Time With His Kid
LeBron James has been the center of several key bombshell announcements — most notably in 2010, when he declared his intentions to take his MVP-sided “talents to South Beach.” So

Is The NBA Rigged? We Asked The Lakers’ 3 Newest Players, Steph Curry, Nikola Jokic, And Giannis Antetokounmpo
After a recent wave of trades to and from the Los Angeles Lakers, fans are starting to question if the competitive balance of the NBA is, to put it mildly,

Bracketologists Warn U.S. Bracket Supply May Be Depleted By 2035
The nation’s top bracketologists are sounding the alarm that the national bracket supply will be completely gone in less than a decade. These brave scientists have warned the public for

Adam Silver Accidentally Wins Jumbotron’s Voldemort Look-Alike Contest
In a case of a harmless look-alike contest gone wrong, Adam Silver was shown on the jumbotron next to a picture of Lord Voldemort while perched in the rafters observing

Caitlin Clark Rookie of the Year Trophy Chucked At Her Head
Shortly before being knocked unconscious, Caitlin Clark was awarded and then thrown the prestigious WNBA Rookie of the Year award, on Wednesday. “It’s an honor,” Clark said while still visibly

WNBA Commissioner On Violence In League: ‘I Will Hunt Down And Kill Caitlin Clark Personally’
At a press conference Thursday, WNBA commissioner Cathy Engelbert addressed the recent surge in violence surrounding popular Indiana Fever guard Caitlin Clark. Clark’s been at the center of poked eyes,

Injury Report: Not-Caitlin-Clark Out For Season
BREAKING: Sports Riot has just been informed by the @wnba ‘s league fax machine (their only outbound communication device) that Not-Caitlin-Clark is out for the season. “Our hearts are broken

23AndMe Traces 67% Of World’s Lineage To Single Source
Scientists at the genetic testing site 23andME made a groundbreaking announcement this week, claiming to have found that a whopping 67% of the world’s population are direct descendants of a

The Other Side Of The Story: Our Exclusive Interview With Ja Morant’s Gun
Ja Morant has been embroiled in non-stop controversy since entering the League. Culminating in suspensions after brandishing a gun, multiple times, on Instagram Live. Sports Riot managed to track down

Opinion: You People Are All Worthless – By: Larry Bird
First let me begin with: Happy Father’s Day. Thank you for voting me as “Father of the Jump Shot” and putting on this vast event where I can address all

Report: Caitlin Clark Proud To Be Only Woman Americans Currently Care About
WNBA superstar Caitlin Clark expressed her heartfelt honor today in being crowned the only woman Americans currently care about. The Indiana Fever guard took to Instagram to share her gratitude

Opinion: Oh, You Support Women’s Sports? Name All 48 WNBA Teams
With the influx of new so-called “fans” watching the WNBA, we’ve been challenged as WNBA loyalists, to weed out the bandwagoners from the true believers. Do YOU even care about
