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5 Valentine’s Day Gifts For The Bracketologist In Your Life
Hey lovebirds, Valentine’s Day is coming up. That means March Madness is right around the corner. If you want to win the heart of the bracketologist in your life, here
Halftime At NBA Game Perfect Time For Shorter, Worse Basketball Game
As a lifelong Bucks fan, I’ve witnessed amazing things — from Kareem’s skyhook in double overtime of the finals in ’74 to Giannis securing us our first championship in 50
Coach’s Rousing Speech Reminds Seniors This Could Be Their Last Chance To Get Away With Sexual Assault
Heading into the potentially final game of the season, Oak State head coach Ron Watson already felt wistful. His players were graduating and moving on with life. So, Watson did
Flagrant Foul From Struggling Point Guard Directed More At His Father Than Other Team
In what onlookers all agreed was a completely understandable display of psychological projection, local Grinnell College sophomore Bryce Hargreaves was clearly thinking of his overbearing father when he violently shoved
The Top Five Founding Fathers The 76ers Refused To Put On Their Logo
When the Sixers teased an image of a bifocaled Benjamin Franklin gritting his teeth while driving a basketball, we Philly fans at Sports Riot started a list of “snubs” whose
Here’s Which NBA Team You Should Bet On Winning The Stanley Cup, According To Bing’s Analytics
Here are this week’s hot tips. Shohei Otani is a slam-dunk to win Friday’s L.A. Galaxy. His completion is up 7 percent since joining the Jazz. NHL rookies, meanwhile, with
Fuck, Marry, Kill: We Break Down This Year’s NCAA Bracket
The time has come. The Final Four from this year’s NCAA Bracket are to clash, and everything is riding on tonight. Sports Riot has been overwhelmed with the outpouring of
I’ll Spend Hours Researching For A March Madness Bracket, But I’m Sure As Shit Not Gonna Vote This November
Though I’ll spend hours crunching data, conducting polls, and watching game tape during the NCAA tournament this March, I can guaran-damn-tee you I’m not going to waste any time participating
5 Signs You’re Not Going To Win Your March Madness Pool Or Custody Of Your Kids
Sorry pal, but it looks like you’ve botched your March Madness pool — and any chance you had at a meaningful relationship with your kids outside of court-approved weekends. Here
Report: You’ll Still Be Terrible At Basketball In The Metaverse
A new study from the Pew Research Center confirmed Monday that despite your confidence in the Metaverse’s capacity to improve real life, you will still be terrible at basketball. Annie
NCAA Psychiatrists Now Believe Nation’s March Madness Symptoms Were Present As Early As Last November
Emerging evidence suggests that symptoms of the illness commonly known as ‘March Madness’ (martius insanus) may have been present in the U.S. as early as November 2021, according to NCAA
LeBron Wows Dinner Guests By Serving Ultra Rare 1962 Sprite Vintage
During a private dinner party at the James estate last weekend, soft drink connoisseur LeBron James wowed his guests with a rare 1962 Sprite vintage. Bottled at the original Coca-Cola
Where Are They Now?: The 2020 Champion Lakers
Hardly anyone can forget the NBA’s extraordinary “bubble” season where the Lakers beat Miami in six for their 17th title. But less is known about what became of that famous
