Quotes

“It’s a marathon.”
–Eliud Kipchoge, 8-time marathon winner, after watching one game of baseball
November 19, 2023
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“We get to shit outside, just like the horses!”
–Kentucky Derby Fan, on how he looks at himself in the mirror
November 19, 2023
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“As soon as I get into his weight class, I’m taking his ass down.”
–Jake Paul, on Pope Francis
November 19, 2023
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“I want to convince my colleagues that some things are more important than money.”
–Tiger Woods, on pussy
November 18, 2023
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“I’d say F1 drivers.”
-Harmanpreet Singh world-renowned field hockey player, when asked which athletes he thinks are the biggest pussies
October 31, 2023
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They can say anything they want to me now, but let’s see what they say in the ring.
– Logan Paul on the families of Japanese suicide forest victims
July 9, 2022
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I don’t care if we’re friends. Once we’re on the ice, it’s a special military operation.
-Alex Ovechkin
May 30, 2022
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That’s it, I’m taking my ball and going home!
–Lance Armstrong after being booed in public
May 6, 2022
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