Quotes

“I’m a sex addict, but for golf.”

-Tiger Woods

July 16, 2021 No Comments

“I knew it: my mom fucked a dolphin.”

-Michael Phelps, opening his 23andMe test results

June 22, 2021 No Comments

“This ice is really skatey tonight.”

-Alex Ovechkin

June 20, 2021 No Comments

“Love is nothing to me.”

-Novak Djokovic

June 19, 2021 No Comments

There’s more to tennis than hitting the ball, There’s also waiting to hit the ball.

-Serena Williams

June 14, 2021 No Comments

“Eagle.”

-John Daly, the bird he’d most like to turn into a sandwich

June 10, 2021 No Comments

“Clean and jerk, eat and jerk, jerk and jerk.”

-Mat Fraser, CrossFit Champion, on his workout routine

April 17, 2021 No Comments

“You close one hundred percent of the Toronto sports bars you open.”

-Wayne Gretzky

April 15, 2021 No Comments

“We’re just asking for the same level of respect that the men’s team gets. Or, actually, no. More. Please God, more than that.”

-Megan Rapinoe

April 13, 2021 No Comments

“They should throw some salt down here. It’s really slippery.”

-Connor McDavid

April 8, 2021 No Comments

“The great thing about sports is: GIVE YOURSELF TO SCIENTOLOGY.”

-Tom Cruise, on Sports

February 12, 2021 No Comments

“They always say you’ll be amazed at what you learn from your children.”

-Floyd Mayweather, on reading

February 2, 2021 No Comments

“The French Open.”

-Nick Kyrgios on his favorite sexual position

January 4, 2021 No Comments