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This Day In Sports History: Woke Infiltrates Baseball
The Woke Mind Virus. We laughed when brain-dead celebrities first introduced it. We wept when our government’s biased insistence on a “liberal” arts education spread it to our innocent children.

How To Kidnap A Little League Team
We’ve all been there. A young athlete isn’t getting the playing time you demand. The coach ignores your threats. Parents unfairly threaten litigation when you approach their child with advice.

Philadelphia Phillies Becomes First MLB Team Not Allowed To Sell Souvenir Bats
In the lead up to this past weekend’s big series against the Nationals the Phillies President Andy MacPhail announced last week that the Phillies’ stadium would begin selling 26” souvenir

The Waco Wackos And 5 Other Ill-Timed MLB Expansion Teams
Sadly, sometimes teams have to change their original name due to it being found offensive, or demeaning in today’s society. And, some organizations with love in their hearts and only

The Top 6 Animals Randy Johnson Has Destroyed On And Off The Field
Did you know that bird wasn’t Randy Johnson’s first foray into destroying an animal with a ball? Here are the other top 6 beasts “The Big Unit” has obliterated: Mule

Batboy Becomes Batman After Batmitzva
Last Saturday, the Chicago Cubs family celebrated Batboy Simon Rosenberg’s BatMitzvah where he became a Batman following traditional Baseball doctrine. The rite of passage featured Simon reading the infielder portion

Yankee Fan Honored To Be Diagnosed With Lou Gehrig’s Disease
Speaking to a crowd of awed well-wishers from a consulting room in Beth Israel Hospital on Saturday, longtime New York Yankees fan Michael Solari said that he was incredibly honored

Deal Alert: First 10,000 Fans At Today’s Game Will Be Entered Into Raffle For Three-Way With Mr. And Mrs. Met
The greatest and rarest honor in New York sports could be yours this Monday night—if you buy a ticket to the Mets-Dodgers game. That’s right: The first ten-thousand fans will

MLB Draft Round Up: We Gotta Come Clean, We’ve Never Heard Of Any Of These Kids Either
The MLB draft ended without incident on July 19th, 2022, and we’re getting around to this now. So! Here you go! The draft culminated in a roster of 616 fresh,

Opinion: If Shohei Ohtani Is So Good, Then Why Does He Only Play For One Team?
As a baseball fan, I’ve noticed the only thing ESPN can talk about is the “great” Shohei Ohtani. Sure, he can hit and pitch, but that’s what he’s SUPPOSED to

Pathetic: WWII Veteran Throwing Out First Pitch Can’t Even Get The Ball Over The Plate
Absolutely pathetic. I thought these guys were supposed to be manly—with the title ‘The Greatest Generation’ this guy should have a howitzer, but I’ve seen more velocity at my local

D-Backs Announcer Clearly Working From Home
An air of confusion fell over the city of Phoenix yesterday, as it slowly became clear to everyone watching that D-Backs local play-by-play announcer Bob Berthiaume was clearly not present

Baby Got Bunt: Five Scorching Small Ball Plays That Got All The Dads Hot In Their Dockers
Sick of “hotdogs” catching the ball one-handed or bat-flipping their way to walk-off glory? Whatever happened to manufacturing the run—you know, like the ’72 Pirates did? Does the name Richie