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Game Recognize Game: Grandma Regaling Family About Time Mickey Mantle Blew Her Back Out
An average Sunday dinner turned into an unexpected tale of unbridled geriatric lust, as family matriarch Anne Cottrell took a break from eating her signature meatloaf to recount to the
Report: Designated Hitter Secretly Hoping Foul Ball Would Hit That Ugly Kid
Sources close to A’s DH Billy Doyle reported Monday that the slugger was secretly hoping a ball he’d skyed to right field in the sixth would connect with the super
Nation Stunned To Learn World Series Was 3 Months Ago
From the desolate towns of Alaska to our country’s most populous cities, the nation was stunned to learn that the World Series ended a whopping three months ago in early
Hear Us Out: Fuck Baltimore, Edgar Allan Poe Was A Red Sox Fan
To you, the name Edgar Allan Poe might conjure three things: the Raven-black hair, the mustache, and of course, the macabre and lamp-lit streets of Baltimore. But what if I
Opinion: There’s No Crying In Baseball, But I Have Many Other Bodily Fluids To Offer
Even the most fair-weather baseball fan knows the famous ‘A League of Their Own’ adage “there’s no crying in baseball.” Fortunately, even though it’s true we’re forbidden to shed tears
Huge Balls: This Infielders WalkUp Song Is I Don’t Want To Wait by Paula Cole
When it’s time to choose a walk-up song, most ballplayers stick with hip-hop or hard rock. But one Texas Rangers first baseman has chosen a different tack. Exhibiting over-sized balls,
Classic! Team Mascot Pratfalls Into Coma
Baseball fans were treated to an action-packed performance today after the Triple-A Pomona Speedster’s mascot, Turbo, performed a series of daring stunts that sent him soaring into the hearts of
We Investigate: Have The Detroit Tigers Recovered From The 2008 Recession?
Even though it’s rebuilding, Detroit has never been the same since the economy collapsed in October of 2008, nearly destroying the industry upon which the city itself was built. Though
Here Is Sports Riot’s Field Guide to Fingering an Umpire
Look, we’ve all been there: You get the chance to finger an umpire in the wild but your field guide hasn’t been updated since Pete Rose played for the Reds.
Baseball Bat Spends Offseason Smashing Pinatas
It’s common knowledge at this point that athletes really never have an “off” season. The off-season now is all about improving for the next season, and it’s no different for
Wow?: Uzbek Pitcher Can Throw 20,000 Hectares Per Soat
In what baseball scouts are calling a possibly incredible feat, 17-year-old Uzbek pitching prodigy and gold miner Makhsudbek Yusupov has blown his entire kichik shahar away by clocking in a
The Top Three Bases In Baseball
Over the past few months, Sports Riot has received hundreds of thousands of requests asking us to tackle the polarizing topic of ranking the top three bases in baseball. After
Cardboard Philly Fans Still Manage To Throw Batteries On Field
Losing the little things we’ve come to know in sports has been difficult as leagues adapt to the pandemic, but a miracle in Philadelphia unfolded this past (limited) regular season
