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Hear Us Out: More Fuckable Umpires

When you’re at an MLB game, you want a cold beer, a jumbo hotdog, and an umpire who is ready to fuck. Fans across America have voiced their frustration with

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Classic!: Team Mascot Pratfalls Into Coma

Baseball fans were treated to an action-packed performance today after the Triple-A Pomona Speedster’s mascot, Turbo, performed a series of daring stunts that sent him soaring into the hearts of

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‘Team’ Player Hits Solo Home Run

There is no ‘I’ in ‘baseball,’ but there certainly is a ‘team’ in ‘baseball team,’ so it’s baffling that Atlanta Braves first baseman Milan Kucan decided to launch a 3-1

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