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Ballbags And Blow: Inside The Scandalous World Of The National Cornhole Championships
The year was 1981, and in the sex- and drug-fueled world of pro lawn sports, cornholers reigned supreme. The bad boys of the back yard hosted post-competition romps in which
Hulk Hogan’s New Sex Advice Column Asks You To Bust Open Those Pussy Problems For The Hulkster, Brother!!
The Hulkster is coming to you live from Cedar Rapids, IA, and he’s heard millions of Hulkamaniacs around the world are having love problems BROTHER. Is Lovemania running wild on
Hear Us Out: The Kiss Cam But For Faculty Meetings
School is back in swing! But, with supervisors speaking in monotone voices to announcements that could have just been sent through email, staff meetings suck. If you’re a manager what
White Threesome Of 30-Somethings Went Out And Had Really White Time Today
As confirmed by Instagram, a threesome of white 30-somethings hit the golf course, and the close white friends went out and had a really white time. “Part-tee day with the
NY Islanders Begin Long, Perilous Voyage To Mainland For Season Opener
Raising their blue and orange sails and pulling out of the North Atlantic archipelago they call home, the New York Islanders have reportedly begun their long, annual pilgrimage to the
Five Foolproof Techniques To Assert Dominance Over The Other Parents At The Soccer Jamboree
Studies show that you have 6.5 minutes to establish who the alpha family is at a suburban sports tournament. The moment you unload the minivan the clock starts ticking, so
5 Fun Facts About Pickleball You Can Casually Drop Into Conversation To Help Sell Your Cryptocurrency
If you’re like us, you woke up hungover after Super Bowl LVI only to realize you were tricked by that son of a bitch Matt Damon into drunkenly dumping your
Quiz: Do You Have What It Takes To Mentally Abuse Your Kid Until They’re A Tennis Star?
From Andre Agassi to Jennifer Capriati, we know that behind every great tennis star is a piece-of-shit dad. Take this quiz to find out if you have what it takes
Top 5 Playground Fights That Got Me Arrested For Filming Them From Across The Street
Kids these days are ruthless. Recess is a warzone, now. And, me? I see the truth. Am I unemployed? Yes. Single? Also, very much yes. But this footage? It’s legendary.
Hear Us Out: Pee Wee UFC
Sports are wonderful activities for kids. However, one youth sport seems to be absent in America: a professional, organized, Dana White-led UFC for 9-12 year-olds. Pee Wee UFC would do
Winner Of Underwater Breath-Holding Competition Remembered As Hero
Neighbors and loved ones gathered poolside at the Warren County Recreational Center on Saturday to pay respects to local sports hero, Ryan Griffiths, 13, who won the 4th Annual US
Alcoholics Should Coach Vulnerable Children And 5 Other True Lessons From ‘The Mighty Ducks’
We all know the story of hotshot lawyer Gordon Bombay and how his DUI forced him to coach hockey for at-risk youths as punishment. ‘The Mighty Ducks’ served as a
Fuck Fly Fishing: We Want To Catch Fish, Not Flies!
When self-described hobbyist Bobby Carver finally got his fishing license, he was too proud to turn down the Bass Pro salesman for a year of couples fly fishing classes. Carver,
