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With babies in their wombs, pregnant women are much larger targets for all attackers—from common muggers to hordes of embittered, machete-wielding samurai Nazis. To defend themselves and their lineage, martial

Hey folks, Jimmy LaRue here. I’m 47 years old, a small business owner, and above all, a devoted father. I love my kids with every fiber of my being. That’s

In a press conference on Thursday, entrepreneurial billionaire and executive chairman of Amazon Jeff Bezos announced a sweeping new venture, reaching a deal with the heads of every single professional,

Following the suspension of a top olympic athlete for not using the right kind of drugs, the IOC is now speaking out and defending the decision by citing the many

The International Olympic Committee announced this week in a landmark decision that the 2032 Summer Olympics has been awarded to the vast accumulation of man-made debris floating in the ocean

Despite having lots of game on the miniaturized tennis court, one table tennis player has whiffed time and again in his attempts to hook up with the usually sexually indiscriminate

While catching up on my shows last weekend, during a commercial break I saw an ad for Subway sandwiches featuring five-time Olympic gold medalist, Nathan Vera—arguably one of the best

Following an incredible display of marksmanship from the world’s best archers during the Summer Olympics, local man Burt McKinley, who long felt it unnecessary to acquire a contraption that fires

Michael Phelps received devastating news this past week that his infant son was born far too proportionate to ever compete at the highest level of swimming. Doctors say Michael Fred

Every four years we get the same old events for the summer Olympics, and after a millennium or two, it’s gotten a bit stale. However, one thing that never gets old

Imagine you’re watching women’s Olympic beach volleyball but keep getting interrupted by a teenager with a history of constantly entering and exiting the room any time there’s an extreme closeup

Following disturbing reports of the Uyghur ethnic group being subjected to forced disappearances, torture, and reeducation through labor, China has kindly requested the International Olympic Committee accommodate the persecuted athletes

We here at “Xtreme Hella Gnarly Biking Magazine” are stoked to announce that the BMX Freestyle event will be spiced up with Butterfly and Backstroke categories this summer at Tokyo.