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As professional golf prepares to resume after a nearly three-month quarantine, the PGA Tour has outlined their plans for a safe return, which features a strong emphasis on social class

Local woman and functioning adult Bridget Keenan called a press conference on Friday to share her startling discovery that, in the wake of the Covid-19 shutdown, boyfriend Michael O’Brien has

Former Triple Crown-winning racehorse Senator Lettuce announced his exit from the sport of kings via Twitter today, telling followers that he’s choosing instead to settle for the next chapter of

The entire bowling world winced in horror this week as longtime PBA competitor Steve Haffner bowled a complete gutterball in his divorce proceedings, leading to an absolute worst-case-scenario split between

An open letter written by a concerned Sports Rioter We at Sports Riot prefer to pay no heed to trifling matters concerning fashion, but things have come forward about future

Another incredible day for the game of Tennis. Up and coming star Domantas Sabes cemented his name in the annals of a particular subsection of history by shattering a morbidly

A maintenance worker in Geneva, Illinois finally had a chance to fix the clearly broken applause-o-meter at the Kane County Cougar baseball stadium after it had been stuck on a

In a move that physicists and bookies alike are calling “dangerous” and “irresponsible,” lifelong gambler Mackenzie Kesselman destroyed the space time continuum when betting on himself to bet. “I just

NASCAR is a beloved sport, but it’s overdue for a major, and quite frankly, obvious upgrade. The way we see it: NASCAR is the finest sport in human history, but

If this is such a big game, where the hell is Bob Costas? The pre-show-pre-game, no Bob Costas. The pre-game, no Bob Costas. The introduction to the game, NO BOB

A local racehorse had to make the agonizing decision to put down her jockey today at Churchill Downs racetrack following a devastating injury. Racehorse Boston Baked Bean discovered her jockey,

“I remember scrolling for sports on my channel guide and finding a listing called NHL Hockey. I never clicked on it,” Michael Macy, a local sports fanatic, says. “Now, I’d

Thanks to the indefinite suspension of the NHL season, society has gotten a taste of a world without hockey. After this eye-opening experience, it’s clear that when Coronavirus dies out,