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With sports on hold right now, many professional athletes have spiraled into the depths of despair that come when you take away one’s purpose in life. But, even though an

“Like a good neighbor, State Farm is OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, IT’S MY FIRST DAY,” shouted insurance agent Gary Little after being dispatched to the scene of

Sea Ray has blown everyone away at the Jacksonville Boat Show this week by introducing its newest and most modern Icarus model, the first under-24-footer in its class that can

His celebrity knows no bounds. Here are a few other privileges this A-Lister has received: A 2003 Sony HD 32” Flat Screen 25% discount on his team uniform Free entry

As the novel coronavirus continues to wreak havoc worldwide, we need to look to the heroes in our society, the shining role models, the people that are putting themselves at

After the postponement of the Tokyo Olympics, many young athletes hoping to qualify for their first games are reportedly concerned that they may have spent their entire childhoods training for

O-M-Gross alert! Sexy coed, Instagram influencer, and heiress to the Smucker’s fortune; Ibiza Smucker has been ‘shipping for three months with a lacrosse player who isn’t even rich. “I don’t

Dear sons, the time has come for you to man the fuck up and get back out there. A pandemic? Don’t gimme that crap. An invisible enemy so terrifying, so

With the novel coronavirus disrupting sports, millions of sports fans are looking for other ways to project their anger, including local diehard Jake Clancy, who has reportedly been calling into

Being cooped up alone for long stretches can blur the lines between fantasy and reality. And after so many years in isolation, it’s gotten hard to remember whether sports actually

Over the course of the long, rich history of sports, the world has been blessed with countless innovative, envelope-pushing top 5 lists, but which lists stand above the rest? Sports

ESPN, the self proclaimed worldwide leader in sports, is now discussing sports even less than usual.  In an unprecedented drop, our advanced statistics department has found ESPN is now discussing

After conducting a statistical analysis of last year’s marathon, MIT researchers have determined that long-distance runner Maryanne Grace is also, technically, a short distance runner. The mathematical proof shows unequivocally