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City Of Dallas Collectively Learning It Has A Hockey Team
The entire population Of Dallas, Texas has been shocked to learn of the existence of a non-football sports team called the Stars, which has represented the city since 1993 after

Amazing Female Competitor Somehow Holding Her Own Against Male Spellers
Approaching the final round of the National Spelling Bee, fans remain taken back by the amazing female competitor who is somehow holding her own against her more muscular and chiseled

Waterboy Tired Of Hearing About La Croix
Longtime Dallas Waterboy Ben Morrow has been supplying water in various containers for most of his life but he has reached a tipping point. Morrow, a 30 year Hydration-veteren, is

Skip Bayless Rushed To Hospital As Blood Pressure Drops Below 280/120
In a worrying sequence of events, FS1 commentator and beloved sports personality Skip Bayless was quickly taken to Cedars-Sinai Emergency Medical Center in West Hollywood on Tuesday, after collapsing on

Rival Teams Stand Together to End Racism, Spread Coronavirus
Premier League teams, at the urging of their top sponsors, are standing for social justice. As play resumes, players from rival teams have been lining up together prior to the

2021 Olympics Combines All Events Into One Giant Centicathalon
Speaking in front of reporters on Thursday, International Olympics Committee president Thomas Bach issued a new ruling that, in order to add much needed excitement to the now delayed international

Top 5 Fights In Spelling Bee History
When it comes to violence in sports, the spelling bee is unparalleled. Although, with nearly 8,000 physical conflicts on the circuit each season, it can be difficult to decide the

OE: Let’s Have Less Politics In Sports And More Sports In Religion
I am sick of sports leagues issuing statements on whatever current political issue is making the news. How do leagues, who are in bed with big business, have the audacity

Man Still Considers Self Athletic Despite Not Believing In Organized Sports
In American, there has been a rapid fall of young men not committing themselves to the field of athletics. For example, 24 year old Julius Grey, despite his peak physical

Recently Fired Cop Gets Choked Out In First Three Seconds Of New MMA Career
After being fired for police brutality, disgraced cop Keith Leinhardt has transitioned into a new career as an MMA fighter and was promptly choked out immediately in his first match.

Man With JetPack Shatters Pole Vault World Record By 2,080 Feet
During a dramatic track-and-field World Championship last weekend, Russian star Boris “the Falcon” Sokolov shattered the pole vault world record by a stunning 2,080 feet. Sokolov soared well over the

Sport Illustrated KIDS: Swimsuit Edition Pulled From Shelves
After one of the most catastrophic PR miscalculations in recent history, Sports Illustrated KIDS has decided to pull their child-themed Swimsuit edition in response to public outrage.⠀ The issue’s content,

Climate Pledge Arena Requests Fans Break Down Box Seats Before Recycling
As Seattle gears up for its inaugural NHL season at Climate Pledge Arena, the venue, whose naming rights were purchased by Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, is taking a bold approach to reducing
