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A lot of self help “experts” will tell you thousands of ways to improve yourself. Reading, meaningful relationships, talking about feelings. I’m here to tell you that’s all goddamn nonsense.

Finding the perfect jockstrap for one penis is hard enough, but what if you’re special and your penis is really just three little penises stacked on top of one another

An SUV full of ESPN analysts just collided with an overturned tanker truck and is now engulfed in flames. The fire department is twenty minutes away, so we’ve taken this

The organization formerly known as NASCAR disbanded Thursday following the qualifying of its first-ever Nissan Leaf. The Daytona 500 takes the top 42 qualifiers of Bluegreen Vacations Duel’s 150-lap race;

The CDC reported Sunday to have traced the cause of the next pandemic to whatever is inside this NASCAR chili dog. The health agency sent a team of leading scientists

The other day, I was sitting in my home, enjoying figure skating like all red-blooded American men do. Tragically, my joy quickly dissipated when a tandem of brother-sister figure skating

After spending the past year perpetually partying and nursing hangovers with the Tampa Bay Lightning, the Stanley Cup has reportedly been mentally preparing itself for another year of hanging out

Bruins – 1 Hurricanes – 5 Lightning – 0 Maple Leafs – 5 Blues – 4 Wild – 0 Kings – 4 Oilers – 3

From its birthplace in the crime-ridden back alleys of Jack the Ripper’s London to the current referee-decapitation scandal, ping pong has always had a murderous underbelly. Here are three homicides

American soccer and LGBTQIA+ communities rejoiced last week as trans male midfielder Theodore Donaldson proved he can play just as terribly as the rest of the U.S. Men’s team. It

If you’re like me, you’ve felt that maybe you don’t fit in at country clubs because they’re a bit too…working class. Golf is the game of kings, not court jesters.

Things are looking grim on the Eurasian front, as more Russian troops are steadily assembling along the Ukrainian border. While Vladimir Putin claims his forces are deployed purely as a

The year was 1981, and in the sex- and drug-fueled world of pro lawn sports, cornholers reigned supreme. The bad boys of the back yard hosted post-competition romps in which