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You Won’t Believe Or Care About What This Athlete Just Said On Twitter
Just when you thought the world of social media couldn’t be elevated, an athlete has come forward with a tweet that has revolutionized or perhaps just added to the written

Strength Coach Preaching Good Form With That Syringe
It is a little known secret that behind every great college athlete is a Strength Coach preaching discipline, hard-work, and good form and technique when using a syringe while taking

Unlikely Group Of Misfits Win Regatta
For the first time in 50 years the Richington Yacht Club failed to win the Bridgehampton Regatta, after an upstart group of lovable misfits banded together to challenge the perennial

NHL Players Kneel To Support All Their Black Teammate
Tired of standing by while all their black teammate courageously protested racial injustice by themself, Vegas Golden Knights players spanning all shades of white knelt together during last night’s pregame

Icelander Steingrimur Vilhjalmsson Crowned World’s Emotionally Strongest Man
After two days of grueling competition, Icelander Steingrimur Vilhjalmsson was crowned World’s Emotionally Strongest Man. The 5’7” 152 pound Emotional Strongman, who came in fourth last year, absolutely crushed the

Hear Us Out: Pee Wee UFC
Sports are wonderful activities for kids. However, one youth sport seems to be absent in America: a professional, organized, Dana White-led UFC for 9-12 year-olds. Pee Wee UFC would do

Empty Net A Real Slut
According to rumors circulated and later confirmed by Stephanie, the new talk of the Minnesota Wild’s Xcel Energy Center is the opposing team’s hockey net, which has scandalized the entire

American Ingenuity: Fisherman Empties AR-15 Into Salmon Stream
Mouths were agape at the ingenuity of one fisherman at a popular spot in Washington State this weekend as he emptied his AR-15 into the Columbia River and nabbed several

WWE Fans Pan Unrealistic Storyline Where Vince McMahon Punished For Sexual Misconduct
It’s been a ratings nightmare for the WWE, as fans of the company have called for a boycott following a new, completely unbelievable storyline which has now-ex CEO Vince McMahon

Kurt Cobain’s Corpse Blows Its Head Off Again After Hearing Of Seattle Kraken’s Use Of Nirvana Song To Celebrate Goals In Amazon’s Arena
With the lights out, it’s less dangerous/ Here we are now, entertain us/ I feel stupid and contagious/ Here we are now, entertain us/ A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito,

Ref Enters Review Booth To Settle Argument With Wife
Referee Brian Barnes was forced to enter the review booth earlier today after his wife, Denise, threw a red flag after Brian claimed she never asked him to take out

Study: Gender Disparity In Sports Journalism Linked Back To Most Women Not Wanting To Waste Their Lives
The “Harvard Business Review” released a study Thursday attributing the current gender disparity in sports journalism to women not wanting to completely waste their lives on trivial and inconsequential nonsense. The study

Eco Win! Qatar Debuts Soccer Stadiums Built Entirely From Recycled Bodies
In one of the boldest moves yet to counteract climate disaster, the president of Qatar’s Government Development Bureau, Rizwan bin Nasir Al-Fayyad, announced on Thursday that all World Cup stadiums
