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Blinded by a desire to resurface ice faster than anyone else in history, reckless zamboni driver Simon Bernard was seen pushing his vehicle to a blistering 10MPH during last night’s

A recent social media post from UFC made clear that soon two men would be fighting each other with extreme brutality. The post described the two fighters as a male

Speaking from the floor of his apartment living room on Saturday, local 43-year-old graphic designer and extremely recent fitness enthusiast Ethan Hawley reported that at least one-half of the first

When the Steelers drafted Clemson receiver Clarence Perry Jr. in the sixth round of last month’s draft, ESPN came prepared to milk every last teardrop from the tragic death of

Drop fucking everything: The Fighting Hawks are playing the Bison right fucking now and this shit is intense as fuck! The heated UND-NDSU rivalry is in full swing, and all 17 rabid fans in

In an effort to ensure the safety of the players, the NHL has announced new social distancing rules that include all fights being regulated to sticks only.  “Fighting has always

According to sources at the local pub, Major League Soccer is back or has disbanded or something.  Based on chatter around the bar, it sounds like the MLS has either

Hey! You there! Is there a void in your life that only sports can fix? I hear ya, pal. But, lucky for you, here’s a video of my son! Just

With a tremendous heave clearing the shot nearly 18 meters in the Olympic qualifier, Nordic shot-putter Johan Strømstad found himself a mere stone’s throw away from representing his country in

Signaling the need for immediate action to slow the potential catastrophic impacts of climate change on indoor and outdoor rinks worldwide, scientists today released their findings in a report that

Wow, whatta game! That kind of performance deserves a McDonald’s cone or maybe even a Blizzard, don’t you think? ⠀ I gotta say, the red team played really well, but

An FBI investigation into the World Series Of Poker (WSOP) has unearthed a massive betting scandal corrupting the event from the inside out. According to a report from the Bureau,

After struggling to find programming to fill airtime, ESPN announced this week that they have acquired the broadcast rights to all six seasons of Becker, which will become a cornerstone