Missing Sports? Here’s Footage Of My Son

Hey! You there! Is there a void in your life that only sports can fix? I hear ya, pal. But, lucky for you, here’s a video of my son! Just look at him! Adorable!

I know the last few months have been rough. No home runs. No buzzer beaters. And who knows if football will ever return? But, like that ancient Chinese proverb says: it’s always darkest before the Shawn. That’s my son’s name. Shawn!

Look at him blow out his birthday candles. Who needs the drama of the Stanley Cup Playoffs when you can watch the spitting image of me, his father, Glen, grow up right before your very eyes? He’s gonna be such a ladies’ man one day. Speaking of ladies’ men, what’s Luka Doncic been up to lately? Aw heck, who cares? Look! Shawn got hold of a paperclip!

ESPN wanted to buy our exclusive home footage of Shawn playing in the dirt, much like Yankees infielder Robinson Cano, but we had to turn them down. You understand. Oh, look at that! He. Could. Go. All. The. Way!!! His first steps get me every time. You, too, I’m sure. Boy, there sure is nothing better than watching life’s drama playing out in real time.

That is, of course, unless you’ve got money on it. That’s why I created DadDuel.com. It’s a new fantasy league website where dads draft neighborhood kids, pool their money, then watch those lil’ rugrats battle it out on the playground every Sunday. Every lineup features one biter, two bullies, two awkward geeks, a funny fat kid, a thumb-sucker, and one mama’s boy. Eating bugs is 7 points, playing in the dirt is 5, crying is -2, etc. etc. Uh-oh! Gotta run! My sleeper just woke up from his nap. Let’s go Chi-town Shawns!