Steroids Inducted Into Baseball Hall Of Fame

Following a near half-century career, Steroids will be joining the ranks of Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and Hank Aaron in the pantheon of all-time greats at the Baseball Hall of Fame, where the Baseball Writers’ Association of America announced it will induct Steroids later this year.

The decision comes after a career unrivaled in the entire history of the game. “No one else has contributed so much to baseball, so consistently, over such a long period of time,” said Hall of Fame president Jeff Idelson. “Steroids hit 27,716 homeruns, completed 137,999 RBIs, won over 37 World Series, and destroyed a record 1,876 clubhouse water coolers. We are happy to award Steroids an entire wing.”

Though having played steadily for almost fifty seasons, analysts agree Steroids’ prime was during the 1990s and early 2000s, which have been affectionately nicknamed the “Steroids Era,” due to Steroids’ domination of the game. 

During this time, Steroids was also known for being an amazing team player, spreading the glory all throughout the league.  Mark McGwire often cites Steroids as the best teammate he has ever had while Barry Bonds credits Steroids for always giving him the shot in the arm he needed whenever he was off his game.

Being so vital to so many teams has led to debate under which team Steroids should be inducted, though many say the greatest contributions were made as a Yankee, Marlin, Ranger and Timberwolves Owner.

Idelson confirmed other inductees in the class of the Baseball Hall of Fame include Derek Jeter and Pine Tar.