BASEBALL

5 Things To Know Before You Don’t Watch The World Series
The groundswell, desire, and anticipation for the October Classic has reached null critical mass with the Yankees-Dodgers World Series kicking off tonight! In what promises to be 4-to-7 games void of any adrenaline-must-see-excitement, Sports Riot is here to tell you everything YOU NEED TO KNOW about this match-up before you completely ignore baseball’s finale entirely. […]

Breaking: A’s Allowing Fans To Park On Field
The Oakland A’s announced that fans may park on Oakland–Alameda County Coliseum field as of Friday, August 30th for free! “It’s such a convenience, I must admit. You park, say ‘Hi’ to a player or two and walk up to your seats,” said Brian Kelleyan, local Oakland resident, “Leaving is a breeze, too!” When asked […]

“Bronny and LeBron could be the next great father-son duo. But they could never share a hooker.”
–Ken Griffey, Sr.

“Translate this for me: I’m pinning all allegations on my translator.”
–Shohei Ohtani, speaking in another language directly to his interpreter

Dodger Stadium Begins $15 ‘Just the Foam’ Beer Special
Los Angeles is not an economically easy city to live in, and the Dodgers know that. That is why our Boys in Blue have introduced a new beer special so

Not Even Rays Know They’re In First
A study out of Stanford University revealed Thursday that the Tampa Bay Rays community, taking a cue from baseball fans everywhere, appeared completely unaware that their franchise is currently in

Boston Red Sox Must Be Good Again, Report City’s Unbeaten Children
An SR–New England special report revealed Monday that, according to a sharp decline in recorded beatings aimed at Boston area children, the Red Sox could be doing pretty well. Lead

Tommy John So Tired Of Autographing Ligaments
Four-time All Star pitcher Tommy John finished his career with 288 career wins, 3 20-win seasons, and 2,245 strikeouts. Astounding numbers for sure. Numbers, however, that pale in comparison to

Bat Dog Can’t Believe How Many Big Sticks He Keeps Finding
Bruce the golden retriever made Major League headlines last summer, as the Washington Nationals made him the first bat dog called up to The Show. The two-year-old is well aware

Yankees Finally Allow Players To Grow Full Bush
Reversing a strict 113-year tradition, New York Yankees’ head office voted Monday to allow each of their players to finally grow out the full extent of their pubic hair without

Justin Verlander Retires After Remembering He Was Still Playing
Legendary pitcher Justin Verlander announced this week that, at age 43, he will finally be retiring from baseball. According to Verlander, he realized this week that he was, in fact,

Report: Success Of Wembanyama Leads NBA Teams To Search For Tall Guys Who Shoot Basketball
Heading to the NBA Finals for the first time with his 7’4” frame and exceptional ball handling skills, Victor Wembanyama has become one of the NBA’s elite talents. This has




