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5 Things To Know Before You Don’t Watch The World Series
The groundswell, desire, and anticipation for the October Classic has reached null critical mass with the Yankees-Dodgers World Series kicking off tonight! In what promises to be 4-to-7 games void of any adrenaline-must-see-excitement, Sports Riot is here to tell you everything YOU NEED TO KNOW about this match-up before you completely ignore baseball’s finale entirely. […]

Breaking: A’s Allowing Fans To Park On Field
The Oakland A’s announced that fans may park on Oakland–Alameda County Coliseum field as of Friday, August 30th for free! “It’s such a convenience, I must admit. You park, say ‘Hi’ to a player or two and walk up to your seats,” said Brian Kelleyan, local Oakland resident, “Leaving is a breeze, too!” When asked […]

“Bronny and LeBron could be the next great father-son duo. But they could never share a hooker.”
–Ken Griffey, Sr.

“Translate this for me: I’m pinning all allegations on my translator.”
–Shohei Ohtani, speaking in another language directly to his interpreter

Report: Success Of Wembanyama Leads NBA Teams To Search For Tall Guys Who Shoot Basketball
Heading to the NBA Finals for the first time with his 7’4” frame and exceptional ball handling skills, Victor Wembanyama has become one of the NBA’s elite talents. This has

Pitcher Throwing Smoke But That Kid In The 12th Row Just Keeps Shoveling In That Helmet Sundae
The air in Fenway Park was filled with the brittle silence of awe and anticipation. Forty thousand souls joined as one to will history to happen and watch Pittsburgh Pirates

This Day In Sports History: Ailing Babe Ruth Hits Three Dingers In ‘Syphilis Game’
Ask any baseball fan what comes to mind when they think of syphilis, and they’ll reverently utter “Babe Ruth.” The Sultan of Swat knew how to lay wood, a talent

Orioles Test Kevlar For City Connect Jerseys
An MLB City Connect jersey is the very expression of a city’s heart and soul. So, if you’re Baltimore and your DNA is unprecedented gun violence mixed with a top-5

Report: Dad Doesn’t Want To Talk On Drive Home From Mets Game
In a chilling reversal from the drive to the stadium, longtime Mets fan Milton Hethrington III, of Sag Harbor, N.Y., declined to engage his family in spirited banter on the

Mike Trout Insists He’s Staying With The Angels Lose Or Lose
Reached by Zoom at his house in Newport Beach, Calif., Angels All-Star centerfielder Mike Trout confirmed Monday that he’s committed to staying with the Los Angeles Angels whether they go

White Sox Emo Theme Night Like Every Other Game
It’s been over twenty years since the White Sox threw a championship parade, but that doesn’t stop the Black Parade from marching through the South Side every home game. The

An Apology From Our Editors: Jackie Robinson Was Not A White Woman
It is with the utmost sincerity and embarrassment that we at Sports Riot must correct an unacceptable error we made several weeks ago. In a recent article, we referred to




