BASEBALL

What If We Made Baseballs Bigger And Softer? You Know, Like For Girls.
So all of us men have been talking, and we think excluding women from America’s Pastime is sexist, and we’d like to fix that. Here’s our solution: we make baseballs

Frank Thomas Opens Plus-Sized Store Called “The Big Shirt”
This Saturday, Former White Sox slugger Frank Thomas celebrated the grand opening of his new men’s apparel store, The Big Shirt, the first ever clothing store for men too big

Baseball Historian Remembered By Other Baseball Historians
Tens of people from the Society of Baseball Research gathered together in Cooperstown, New York, today to commemorate the life and work of legendary baseball historian, Ralph Hermann, who passed

Sure, But How Fast Can You Throw A Radar Gun?
As a pro scout, I’ve seen countless baseball hot shots with fancy fastballs and impressive ‘junk’ come and go over the years, but the only thing I really look for

Opinion: It’s Good That Nike Is Fat-Shaming The Athletes For Once
Athletes have long awaited this day. The day when Nike, the premier sports apparel brand, stops catering to the lazy, out-of-shape “athlete” with nauseating motivational ads and oversized mannequins. The

MLB Groundskeeper Almost Finished Watering Dirt
Reports out of Camden Yards indicate Orioles head groundskeeper Gil Zahradnik and his six-man crew are just about done watering the dehydrated dirt between innings, providing the hungry dirt with

Miami Marlins Finally Hire First Orthopedic Surgeon
After 27 years in Major League Baseball, the Miami Marlins have finally hired the franchise’s first orthopedic surgeon. Dr. Kenneth Brookfield will now be responsible for diagnosing players’ injuries. In

Bored Baseball Fans Call For Newer, Stronger PEDs
Nostalgic baseball fans longing for the days when the sport used to be exciting staged a protest outside of Major League Baseball headquarters today, calling on the league to fund




