BASEBALL

“It’ll be nice to have something entertaining there.”
-Cubs Fan, on concerts returning to Wrigley Field

“Anyone who dies will get a bobblehead made in their image.”
-Rob Manfred, convincing MLB stadium staff to return to work

Olympics Shown On White Sox Score Board To Entertain Fans
Good news!! To increase attendance, Guaranteed Rate field is now showing the Olympics on the scoreboard at White Sox games! White Sox home games are being marketed as Olympics watch

Opinion: How Much Ritalin Am I Allowed To Give My Child So He Can Appreciate My Baseball Card Collection?
These Gen Z kids. They can’t pay attention to anything longer than a TikTok, let alone a whole baseball game. So, to fully enjoy my rare baseball card collection, it

Cubs Excited To Announce Wrigley Field Bleachers Mostly Piss Free!
Hey Cubs fans! The Cubs front office is pumped to announce that the Wrigley Field bleachers are almost 100% mostly piss free! Through the hard work of the Wrigley grounds

This Day In Sports History: Babe Ruth Calls Own Death
June 29th, 1932: It was game three of an away series with the Chicago Cubs when George Herman “Babe” Ruth — a day after “calling his own shot” — called

White Sox Really Proving You Can’t Win ’Em All
The 2024 season may only be almost four months in, but already the Chicago White Sox have gone above and beyond to teach the old children’s axiom “You can’t win

Opinion: Babe Ruth Didn’t Need Steroids To Be Great, He Just Needed Hard Work And Systemic Racism
People these days. Everyone wants to talk about Josh Gibson all of a sudden. I have two words for you: Babe. Ruth. Hitters these days, too… People say, “What about

Mr. Met Leaves Wife For Hot, Young Wiffle Ball
Mr. Met has left his wife of 22 years for a bright young new Wiffle Ball named Tiffany. The split was confirmed by Mr. and Mrs. Met in a public

Concerned Fan: I’ve Just Been Informed Of Jackie Robinson
Like any red-blooded American, I love apple pie and baseball. And I was SHOCKED to learn about someone named “Jackie Robinson” playing America’s game. Look, I’ve seen A League of






