BASEBALL

“It’ll be nice to have something entertaining there.”
-Cubs Fan, on concerts returning to Wrigley Field

“Anyone who dies will get a bobblehead made in their image.”
-Rob Manfred, convincing MLB stadium staff to return to work

This Day In Sports History: Babe Ruth Calls Own Death
June 29th, 1932: It was game three of an away series with the Chicago Cubs when George Herman “Babe” Ruth — a day after “calling his own shot” — called

White Sox Really Proving You Can’t Win ’Em All
The 2024 season may only be almost four months in, but already the Chicago White Sox have gone above and beyond to teach the old children’s axiom “You can’t win

Opinion: Babe Ruth Didn’t Need Steroids To Be Great, He Just Needed Hard Work And Systemic Racism
People these days. Everyone wants to talk about Josh Gibson all of a sudden. I have two words for you: Babe. Ruth. Hitters these days, too… People say, “What about

Mr. Met Leaves Wife For Hot, Young Wiffle Ball
Mr. Met has left his wife of 22 years for a bright young new Wiffle Ball named Tiffany. The split was confirmed by Mr. and Mrs. Met in a public

Concerned Fan: I’ve Just Been Informed Of Jackie Robinson
Like any red-blooded American, I love apple pie and baseball. And I was SHOCKED to learn about someone named “Jackie Robinson” playing America’s game. Look, I’ve seen A League of

We Summarize All Of Our Baseball Predictions And Analysis In One Go So We Can Move On
We here at Sports Riot understand you live a very busy life. Baseball? 162 games? 9 innings? Who’s got the time? So as good journalists, we decided to trim the

Hear Us Out: Little League, But The Kids Verbally Abuse The Parents
For far too long, parents have been publicly degrading their children during little league games without repercussion. Insults like “butterfingers,” “loser,” and “waste of genetic material” are thrown on the

Slow Day: Holy Shit, Are We Really Going To Interview The Diamondbacks’ New Infield Coach?
Today I’m sitting with Rod Briner . . . Birner? . . . the new infield coach for the Arizona Diamondbacks. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Diamondbacks? Infield? That






