BASEBALL

This Day In Sports History: Normal Lunch For Babe Ruth Inspires Nathan’s Hotdog Eating Contest

“Pro tip: If you never take time off, you can save up a bunch of days for one big vacation.”
-Cal Ripken Jr

“Hey son, how ‘bout we go outside and I’ll teach you how to throw a baseball game?”
-Shoeless Joe Jackson

Mr. Met Leaves Wife For Hot, Young Wiffle Ball
Mr. Met has left his wife of 22 years for a bright young new Wiffle Ball named Tiffany. The split was confirmed by Mr. and Mrs. Met in a public

Concerned Fan: I’ve Just Been Informed Of Jackie Robinson
Like any red-blooded American, I love apple pie and baseball. And I was SHOCKED to learn about someone named “Jackie Robinson” playing America’s game. Look, I’ve seen A League of

We Summarize All Of Our Baseball Predictions And Analysis In One Go So We Can Move On
We here at Sports Riot understand you live a very busy life. Baseball? 162 games? 9 innings? Who’s got the time? So as good journalists, we decided to trim the

Hear Us Out: Little League, But The Kids Verbally Abuse The Parents
For far too long, parents have been publicly degrading their children during little league games without repercussion. Insults like “butterfingers,” “loser,” and “waste of genetic material” are thrown on the

Slow Day: Holy Shit, Are We Really Going To Interview The Diamondbacks’ New Infield Coach?
Today I’m sitting with Rod Briner . . . Birner? . . . the new infield coach for the Arizona Diamondbacks. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Diamondbacks? Infield? That

5 Best Ballparks for Cheating on Your Dying Wife So She’ll Never Find Out—Oh, God, She’s Looking Through My Texts with Her Frail Fingers
So you want to cheat on your terminally ill wife? You’ve come to the right place. I’ve compiled a list of the top 5 ballparks for doing exactly that —

Incredible Progress: More Women Than Ever are Failing to Make MLB
The old saying goes that behind every great man, there’s a woman; what’s becoming increasingly clear is that these women are abject failures, especially when it comes to Major League

Extra Innings At Family Night Sets Record For Homes Broken
Family night at Dodger Stadium turned historic last Saturday as the 14-inning Dodgers-Padres game shattered a Major League record for most homes broken. The previous record of 57 homes broken





