BASEBALL
Pathetic: WWII Veteran Throwing Out First Pitch Can’t Even Get The Ball Over The Plate
Absolutely pathetic. I thought these guys were supposed to be manly—with the title ‘The Greatest Generation’ this guy should have a howitzer, but I’ve seen more velocity at my local
D-Backs Announcer Clearly Working From Home
An air of confusion fell over the city of Phoenix yesterday, as it slowly became clear to everyone watching that D-Backs local play-by-play announcer Bob Berthiaume was clearly not present
Baby Got Bunt: Five Scorching Small Ball Plays That Got All The Dads Hot In Their Dockers
Sick of “hotdogs” catching the ball one-handed or bat-flipping their way to walk-off glory? Whatever happened to manufacturing the run—you know, like the ’72 Pirates did? Does the name Richie
Game Recognize Game: Grandma Regaling Family About Time Mickey Mantle Blew Her Back Out
An average Sunday dinner turned into an unexpected tale of unbridled geriatric lust, as family matriarch Anne Cottrell took a break from eating her signature meatloaf to recount to the
Report: Designated Hitter Secretly Hoping Foul Ball Would Hit That Ugly Kid
Sources close to A’s DH Billy Doyle reported Monday that the slugger was secretly hoping a ball he’d skyed to right field in the sixth would connect with the super
Nation Stunned To Learn World Series Was 3 Months Ago
From the desolate towns of Alaska to our country’s most populous cities, the nation was stunned to learn that the World Series ended a whopping three months ago in early
Hear Us Out: Fuck Baltimore, Edgar Allan Poe Was A Red Sox Fan
To you, the name Edgar Allan Poe might conjure three things: the Raven-black hair, the mustache, and of course, the macabre and lamp-lit streets of Baltimore. But what if I
Opinion: There’s No Crying In Baseball, But I Have Many Other Bodily Fluids To Offer
Even the most fair-weather baseball fan knows the famous ‘A League of Their Own’ adage “there’s no crying in baseball.” Fortunately, even though it’s true we’re forbidden to shed tears
