BASEBALL

Incredible: Babe Ruth Won’t Return Our Calls
Wow! No matter how many times we call baseball legend Babe Ruth, he won’t pick up. He hasn’t returned a single phone call so far. But just think: We’re talkin’

Opinion: There’s No Crying In Baseball, But I Have Many Other Bodily Fluids To Offer
Even the most fair-weather baseball fan knows the famous ‘A League of Their Own’ adage “there’s no crying in baseball.” Fortunately, even though it’s true we’re forbidden to shed tears

Huge Balls: This Infielder’s Walk-Up Song Is ‘I Don’t Want To Wait’ By Paula Cole
When it’s time to choose a walk-up song, most ballplayers stick with hip-hop or hard rock. But one Texas Rangers first baseman has chosen a different track. Exhibiting over-sized balls,

Hear Us Out: Baseball But I Turn Off The TV
What salt of the earth, red blooded, gas guzzling American doesn’t love baseball? There is nothing more American than drinking a beer and eating a hotdog for 3 straight hours.

The Future Is Now, Old Man: 5 Designated Hitter Options For The Dodgers That Would Piss Off My Stupid Dad
Ever since I was a kid, my dad’s been crying about the “death of baseball.” Wild Cards, video replay, starters who “crap out” after five innings. Now that the NL

Hear Us Out: Arguments Between Baseball Umpires And Coaches Must End In Make-Out Session
Baseball is America’s pastime. We all know there is nothing better on a hot day than watching the boys of summer. However, we’ve noticed the tension between managers and umpires

After Years Of Signals, Pitcher And Catcher Live Happily Ever After
Following three years of shaking off catcher Tommy Belisle’s signals, Tacoma Rainiers pitcher Richie Stein has finally nodded “yes.” The Triple-A teammates met in 2019, when Stein was called up

Hear Us Out: More Fuckable Umpires
When you’re at an MLB game, you want a cold beer, a jumbo hotdog, and an umpire who is ready to fuck. Fans across America have voiced their frustration with




